Gayz--They're Just Like US!

They read about themselves in the tabloids!

Granted, JonSab's isn't so much reading a tabloid as he is reading current issue of HX and he's kinda reading the "BODYWORK" section.
On April 2, seen picnic-ing in central park, Charlize was caught reading about his GAYZ in US Weekly. Seriously though, GURL, all you have to do is pick up the phone and Samantha (aka Paula Froelich will spill it!

They fight with their GAYZ about which bars to hit next!

Miss Prabalssky (the newest in retarded relationship name combos) were seen bickering on March 31, after the tough decision of whether to hit the The Cock or Urge first...

But Just two days later, seen at Capitale for the Patricia Fields Party, Miss Yasky and Samantha were caught in a compromising position. Sources say the new duo Samanssky has been flirting all around time right in front of Prabal!
Team Prabal t-shirts: Soon to be available at a Barneys New York store near you!

They pump their gas in FLIP FLOPS (GASP!)!!!April 1 Goldman pumped his own gas in his new pair of A&F flip flops while clutching her Jack Spade messenger bag after having just stepped off the set of "TODAY" where he was promoting not his own talent but one of his client's new projects.

They stroll down the streetz of NYC holding hands!
When the weather gets nice, GAYZ get all CUTE!

They walk their dogz on their way to Jeffrey...mmmmmmkkkkk?!?!
Seen strutting the streets of Chelsea on April 1, Leo made the awful mistake of returning a gorgeous DSquared2 loafer to the trendy meatpacking boutique Jeffrey. No word yet on what he exchanged them for!

They feed their chil'ren in the park!
OK Fiiiiiine it's some stranger's baby but we needed a shot with a baby!

They chat on ridiculous devices with their internet BF's while they should be spending time with their GAYZ!
On April 1, Sources (mainly JonSab and Goldman) say that Samantha was on his Juicy Couture rhinestoned Sidekick in pink and silver, chatting with a "mysterious buddy." The two have been spending more and more time "connecting lately"

P.S. From what it seems, JonSab didn't care about Samantha's lack of convo with him. He was seen drooling at some hottie he saw heading to the pier...PUH LEEEZ! She's BOY CRAY-ZEE!

The do their girlfriendz' hair!
Sources say that Dames gives really good hair. On March 31st, the GQ Fashion Editor was spotted tousling Alia's hair at Sweet and Vicious, where they were celebrating with Team Prabal for his 21st Bday!

MWA MWA!

ps. this song is great. DOWNLOAD IT

Goldfrapp - Number 1