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Saturday, March 25, 2006

DEEP in the Heart of Texas!

Hey Y'All From HOUSTON, TEXAS! Where G.O.O.L travels for a big ol' Jew wedding!

Guess the gay(s)!
Answer Key: (left to right) Homo, nah, DEFINITELY, nope, HELLZ NO!

Old ladies and JonSab.... ...heart JUICY SUITS!
They also heart their nieces.
No she's not a drag queen, she just has a JEW FRO!
No, it's not Sophia Lamar's bag of goodies...
They were tutu's used as props for the speeches at rehearsal dinner!

And now for a section we call "Like mother like son..."

Samantha and mom have the same haircut...
They both like to pose like Paris Hilton!The Gayz favorite store in Houston!
Nothing like a good HORA, biatches!Not necessarily black tie, but definitely chic! Marc Jacobs Vans
The Jews: Just like the drag queens......they wear dresses that look like prom dresses

Girl, WERK, those sequins separates!
Weddin' songs not to be missed:

YMCA!

Girl, get the hell down...
YOU KNOW YOU MAKE ME WANNA SHOUT!

Baby got back in a gorgeous ZARA shirt:
Liza Minelli was in da' HOUSE!

OBSESSED WITH THIS LIZA MINELLI CLIP FROM LARRY KING LIVE!


Apple doesn't fall far from the tree! Girlz got issues!

Samantha taught his cousin how to be a true GAYZ OF OUR LIVES star!
she learned pretty well!
and so did LOIS....HIS MOM!XOXO

MWA MWA

posted by S at 6:57 PM

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