The Dating life of Jonsab! AND OTHER HOOCHIES!

You know it's a problem when your boss comments on your bulge!

Nice going JonSab!

You guys, DORON is kinda hot! Too bad he lives in D freakin' C!

I think his shirt is by NUDIE! It's expensive. I've shot it on television before.

Bruce is so young and so netwerked!

Bitches got in a catfight at DUVET!

"Oh hellz no, I'm outta here!"

Girl is taken Duvet to the next level! If you didn't understand what the word FLOP was the other day, THIS IS A PERFECT ILLUSTRATION!

Patrick's favorite song is Madonna's' "Vogue"

Everyone keeps asking about Amit. All I know is he's Israeli and HOT! SHALOM!

I don't think Brandon is enjoying Patrick rubbin' up against her shit!

"Black lipstick is the hottest commodity at Ricky's these days," Says some girl behind the counter that lives in Queeeeens!

Ew child, I just don't know about those iridescent shorty thingys! No offense! Seriously

Ricky's also reports that the blonde bob wig is a May-jor performer for the retailer...

Doron meet Oren

I wonder if Samantha would look good in a pink wig AND those glasses!

Takin' advantage of the beds...Seriously, what's the point of them if not to make out...

It takes up 1/2 the dance floor!


Werk that bedazzled head band guuuurrrrll!

Lookin gorge as usual Kieron!

Lots of interest on G.O.O.L for Jonsab so we take a moment to reiterate HE IS NOT DATING GOLDMAN! BUT, who is the hot shaved head biatch dating?

Could it be Samantha? We hear Jonsab likes boyz in glasses!

Or, maybe he's doin' Charlize, they make a sexy couple!

Are the dating? Or just wasted?

Or, is JonSab hookin' up with some mystery man?

Ian, JonSab and Greggy. "Sweater chic" for Duvet!

Botcher and GoGo Mike. Two popular gals on the social scene. Have you seen how many Friendsters they have?

Ryan was such a great guy. DJ Ben, eh, she'll do! JUST KIDDING. HE WAS GREAT TOO! and everyone knows and loves CHARLIZE!

Chris' Blog The FAGAT Guide

was so sweet to write up GAYZ OF OUR LIVES! WE ADORE HIM TOO!!!! XOXOXO CHRISSY!

You should never: Wear twinkling sunglasses and a wetsuit to the bar! TRUUUUST!


LOOK FOR PICS FROM A VERY JEWISH WEDDING IN HOUSTON. THERE'S BOUND TO BE SOME CRAZINESS. YOU KNOW THE JEWS!

MWA MWA!