I'm sick of this toe!--Suzanne Bartsch.

Today's post is inspired by BROOOOADWAY! Thanks so much to Trent from Pink Is The New Blog for the shout OUT! I hope your fans are gay friendly cuz we gotz a lot of gay shiz on here!

Suzanne Bartsch was werkin it out with her broken toe at her Happy Valley party! Apparently "Injury Chic" has taken over the city because everyone is wearing casts/crutches these days!The legendary David Barton snuggling with wifey-poo....
Aw he helps his wife down the stairs... HOW SWEET, MR. BARTON...

I might join your gym just for that! Well, that wouldn't be the only reason, I hear the showers are HOT too....JK!

I say to all you bitches stuck at home with casts, get the hell OUT! You never know what other invalid might be lookin for some ass too!

Better werk it big gold bow girl!

There ain't nothin' cute about Trash Bag ChicI mean, I know you forgot to come up with an outfit and all....

but a Hefty Hefty Cinch Sac (love that word SAC SAC SAC) just don't cut it these days! TRUST!

Suddenly Seymour!
I mean, you can't deny she looks like Audrey!

Is it just me, OR before the sex change are you supposed to lose the biceps?
I mean she looks like Madonna with those guns, and we all know that that shit ain't NORMAL!

Servin' it up Kelly Rowland Style...

All you gays know this but just to inform you straighteys....YES! It's a MAN! Or USED TO BE....Either way, she's Werkin that CAVALLI-ESQUE full length GOWN!!! YOU GO CHICA MARIA!


If Margaret Cho did drag......
Work it out June...
You so cute!

I LOVE LOVE LOVE the hair...Kenny Kenny rocks our world!
Homo say WHAAAA? She's so inspiring....
Only SIX trees were cut down for her necklaces....ANYTHING FOR FASH-UN!

I meaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnn! Where does she come up with these things? I wanna lick it! Her look not her ass! Would die to see her closet, er, panty drawer.

Lance and Ben....Girl when you're a model...
You're ain't gonna be able to be so smiley! Give me some sexy-ness!

Either she wants everyone to know she's a bottom...

Or he's tryin to show off his new trim job...DIRRRRTY!

Greggy's been workin out....

She's up to 25 pounders? Love the eyeliner babe!

Channeling the chandalier from Phantom of the Opera.

One of our favorite gay-reality-reject look-alikes David (right) is NO reject and either is James with James lookin' chic in geee-lasses!

He's a sweet guy

I don't know you Jeremy(left) but you are probably sweet too!

There was more makeup up in here then if you added up all the homos leavin' their jobs on Broadway

Starlight Express, Answer me Yes!

Where there's lots o' makeup there's bound to be some TRAZY hair!

Cats! Staring Mother Flawless Sabrina and Sultana

Ease on down, Ease on down the roooooaaad!

Lookin' feisty Jontay!

Obsessed with Miss Drew! First we met at a Miss Sixty Party where we were instantaneous besties...

They make 'em YOUNG these days!

Real YOUNG....

and real GAY!

What exactly is a Gutter slut?

Nothing like a lil' costume JEWERY

to brighten your day!

Someone liked Majal's performance...

I'd say he gonna get lucky!

His headdress is amazing!

I'd do him!

Feeling a Little Shop of Horrors motif happenin'....
Down on Skidrow!

YOU SHOULD NEVER: WEAR THE WORD "LOVE" ON OUR TUSHY WITH THE IMAGE OF A BUTTERFLY!

ESPECIALLY IF YOU HAVE A MAN ASS STUFFED INTO GIRL JEAN!