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Saturday, March 11, 2006

My Humps, My Humps, My Humps, My humps, My Humps

Love that I hit you up with the scoop on Marc Jacobs boyfriend's tatoo before Page Six did! Their story on the tatoo, sans photo ran today with some interesting gossip about his boyfriend, but I like Marc Jacobs and I didn't want to gossip about them other then to say that they looked hot together!

Here are some more crazy pics from the Blondie party the other niggidty night!

Love what the MAC team did to the guys nails that were serving at the event! Servin it all SEX-Y!

The freaks came out TONIGHT! Check out the MOTLEY CRUE of characthers:

Lady Bunny doing the RED, er BLACK carpet....

Check out her bag. She must seriously have a lot of shit to carry! Wouldn't you just DIE to see her fumbling for her Metro card in that bag at the turnstyle as she hears the train coming in the station, shit flying everywhere?!?!?!? ahahahahahah



Loving the little Blondie art project she threw together and stuck to her cleavage!

Raquel sporting her favorite color URRRRNGE!

Looks like someone else likes URRRRNGE! AND EVERY OTHER COLOR IN THE RAINBOW!

These guuuuuuuurls apparently CAME TO WERK!

I love love love that Debbie signed her own signature when all the other celebrities signed theirs! You know they are going to try to sell that whole thing on Ebay for charity with everyone's signatures. Are there really people out there that buy that SHIZZ???

Moby was there! I love TeaNY....Except there's like one decaf flavor and it's never to be found in any bodega! EW!

So was Natalie from EXTRA! EXTRA! Give the biatch a break. She was working, she is 5.5 months preggers. She's allowed to sit for a second JEEEEZ!

Speaking of Extra!-----Gotta love Jared, the Vegan Slash Jewish Slash Asian wearing a Neil Barrett Jacket. Bitch always works it out in designer-wear!

Patrick McMullen Scha-mooooozin!

Fur was seriously like the fabric of choice.---The touch, the feel.......Guess no one gives an EF about PETA these days....



Apparently this man has a really big thingey. Everyone was fa-REAKIN! I have never even seen any of Ron Jeremy's movies---I SWEAR---I'M A GOOD BOY, oooo, i like that Blondie song too GOOD BOYS--- But, did you reeetards think I was talking about Jay Rodriguez. AS IF!

Download the Scissor Sisters remix of Good Boys, SOO GOOD!!!! AND THE VIDEO FOR BLONDIE'S REGULAR VERSION IS AH-MAZING, check it out: http://www.blondie.net/videos.shtml
HOW CUTE ARE KELLY AND RICHIE JUST CHIT CHATTIN?

ELI AND ANDREW: ELI WORKED IT OUT WITH THE SEXY MODELS:


The After party at Beauty Bar was cute:




Jay: I swear this is the nicest mean girl I have ever met:


Bruce is rocking some Valentino. I love tails. I wore them to my Bar Mitzvah! Trust!!!! Shalom Valentino!


YOU SHOULD NEVER: GO FOR AN ALL LINEN ENSEMBLE KIDS! IT'S JUST PLAIN WEIRD!

MWA MWA

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