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Thursday, March 09, 2006

Genre=Genretarded!

Last night Josh, Greg and I made our way down to Bank for a Genre Magazine party. Bank's the same club where the Saturday night party Element has been gaining momentum.



The best part about the Saturday party is the music by Larry Tee, the dude who brought electroclash and you homos out to Broooklyn a few years back for Luxx. R.I.P Luxx party :(


Sorry, so off the point but honestly the Genre party was Genretarded! What gay magazine has a party at a HUGE club and forgets to throw in the booze. What's a gay party without an open bar???!!!!???? Not that i'm cheap, but c'mon I know that magazine doesn't get advertisers like Prada and shiiiiiit but they must be able to pull an alcholol sponsor for a party this big!

OK it doesn't look that big seriously OPEN BAR NEXT TIME BITCHES!!!!! And speaking of BIG: CHECK OUT TODAYS YOU SHOULD NEVER WEAR:

YOU SHOULD NEVER WEAR A CHANDALIER ON YOUR LAPEL:

Sort of kidding. It's kinda cool but seriously, I could pluck one of those plastic stones off that broach and put it on my lapel and i would still look like i belonged hanging in your foyer serving as a light source. It's kinda CRAY!

It's always fun to see Zoe, the mayor of the Manhattan gayz....Just look on Friendster and Connexion, she is in half of your pictures you guys. I'm surprised she's not in your Manhunt photos fellas. She's probably get you some more ASS she's that popular! But then again the guys would probably come over expecting to kibbitz about Zoe. Yiddish to English translation of Kibbitz for you non-jews=Gossip.



My favorite characters of the night were these two who made the whole party worth while, that and seeing Lance Lin there!

"Everybody dance now"--C&C Music Factory. I love that quote!


POPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!

K, enough about that ghetto ass, brokedown party! I can't believe Chloe won P.R. That is just crazyness. We all know that Danielle's (Spelling error??? i don't think so!) line was the best on the runway, besides Kara's hahahahha, i can't believe they made her show too. If i was kicked off the show i would say OH, HELLL NO! HOW YOU GONNA FIRE MY ASS THEN MAKE ME SHOW JUST SO YOUR AUDIENCE I'INT CONFUSED ABOUT WHO THE FINAL THREE ARE! HOW YOU GONNA?

The REAL question here is why the HELL didn't Daniel Vosovic write me back on Friendster!!!!!! HOW RUDE!


HAHAHHAAH NICK, YOU BIG FLAMER! WHERE'S ANDRE! GREAT SEASON HOMOS! i wonder if daniel vosovic realizes how many guys like him. I mean half of the people i know that usually go for muscle daddy's like this skinny PYT! GET YOUR HAYANDS OFF! TRUST!

Tonight is the Blondie Induction to the Hall of Fame Party


CHIC!

I'm sure some shannaigans will occur!!!! See you tomorrow.....

Mwa Mwa,

posted by S at 7:51 AM

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