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Tuesday, March 07, 2006

The Day of The Crotch:


Today we play "The Crotch Game:" Inspired by JONSAB'S beautiful display of how he is always looking for penetration opportunites (puh-leez he works in marketing---what were u thinking?) we give you a group of guys apparently obsessed with KEY-Rotch.....WORD!

Here are some pics of some crotch's.....MATCH the crotch to the face.....Answers at the bottom....One lucky winner will win the last name of ONE boy pictured here. That way you can look them up on friendster, connexion, manhunt, Sluts are US, whichever social site bithches explicit, i mean solicit....

And Now For the Crotches:

The crotch sporting the beatiful Gros Grain Club Monaco belt and a gorgeous pair of Seven For All Mankind Jeans:



She just bought new Rock and Republic jeans DAMN HER!....Bonus if you guess the wet butt propped againt this crotch:


This crotch is known to wear the Cliff vintage belt buckle from the Chelsea Flea Market on a Western belt made in Alabama customised with his name on the back:



Her new True Religion Jeans are the crotch of the town. They are slightly tighter then usual...Plumpin that ass up. MMMMMM.... Crotchety- lichy



He hates shopping but his package looks good accessorized with this striped oxford by Club Monaco.


Now try to match the face to the crothety crotch crotch!

Fashion Fashion Fashion. That's this lady who lunches motto! Say Hello to Sammy!



It's Peter, It's Peter, It's Pretty Pretty Peter! Tam, the hottie with him loved her gayz at the pool party!



He's pretty, he's cute, he's popular to boot. He's Charlize, He's Charlize, He's Cha cha cha cha Charlize. Looking damn fine in that camo baseball cap fresh off the slopes of Snowbird, Utah.



Bachelor number 1 liks reading, yachting and tetherball. Laaaadies, say hey to Jonsab!



Things he likes: boyz, L.A., and dogs. Things he hates: rules, lasers, and DRAAAAAMA. MISS AMERICA HERE IS GOLDIE!


Key to the crotch: Peter just adores his True Religions; Sammy wears Cliff on his crotch; David Rocks his Republics; Jonsab loves Mankind; Charlize's package includes Club Monie stripes

Give it up for the boys of the Crotch game......

BY THE WAY, YOU SHOULD NEVER WEAR: A LOOK-ALIKE COOGIE SWEATER, THE ORIGINALS WERE BAYAD ENUF. TRUST!


MWA MWA!

posted by S at 9:33 AM

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