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Friday, March 10, 2006

I'll Getcha, I'll Getha, I'll Getcha Getcha Getcha

Blondie's Induction to the Rock 'N Roll Hall of Fame party last night hosted by Marc Jacobs and Jonathan Lewis was CRAYYYYZEEEE! I have enuf pics to post for DaYZ!

The space in the West Village was really pretty.

But,even more spectacular was the hired help! BOY did they WERK it! Mama Mia, emmk i know that's Abba but the boys were really HAWT!

They were dressed in T-shirts by Marc Jacobs that are available in his stores with proceeds going to charity. The stockings, gloves, and Converse sneakers worked really well for the Paw-tee! Usually dont' take my men with stockings but HELLO???These boyz legs made me NUTTY!

Here we grace you with some of DEM boyz up close!
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MAC Cosmetics did an amazing job on this event!!!! New and Old MAC friends are always fun. Look how festive they are!

OMG relax i'm joking but isnt' she special with her beauty shot????
These are my real MAC friends:

Frankie pullin out all the stops with his satchel full of MAC goodies!

Joey in a Louis Vuitton locket from his purse that he threw on some ol' chain.

and Patrick! HOLLA NEW MAC FRIENDZ. love their sillyness, THEY KEEP ME YOUNG!

JAKE-EY POO OF THE SCISSOR SISTERS! He says his eyes go crazy in photos but he looks FIIIINE to me!

Jonn Waters. WHORE WHORE WHORE!---A DIRTY SHAME

The Marc Jacobs Gals! There was so much Marc Jacobs to be HaD last night, THE GIFT BAG WAS FILLLLLLED WITH MJ SWAG....fragrance, a tshirt, and a MJ book! HOW GENEROUS???!!???

Speaking of Marc....... BOYZ like Marc and apparently so does his BF who branded himself with a little sumthin sumthin YESTERDAY! THEY ARE SO CUTE I COULD JUST SCREAM LOUIS VITTIN!


MISS LO LO was out in full forcity last night being whisked away quickly to the upstairs VIP area. I mean if Marc Jacobs can mingle with the masses so can you baby! 4 realz though! I mean you're not Krisin Cavallari. At least SHEEEE'S ON THE COVER OF US WEEKLY THIS WEEK! HAHAHAAH JK!



Boyz were all over the place!

Chris Beckham, the Polo model and former Real World Hottie was with a gorgina blonders.


Lance in Libertine blazer, obsessed with the croppped sleeve. It shows off the Unconventional sweater from Behavior in Chelsea. Finally a not-cheesy store off 8th Avenue for clothing other then Barneys Co-Op. Alex looked sooooo booty-lishy in his Veronique Branquinho panties, Zippers Rorw!

The kerchif kept changing locales.

First the Brokeback Mountain look, yet in a silk floral number

then as a head dress.....

and finally he opts to channel Charlize a la the Oscars. What a way to spruce up that wardrobe with one little accessory. LOL!!!!!

YOU SHOULD NEVER: MEMOIR OF A GEISHA LOOKED GOOD ON FILM AND IN PRINT, NOT ON THE BODY GIRL. NEVER GO FOR AN ALL-OVER ASIAN PRINT IN A NETTING FABRIC A LA GAULTIER!



RICHIE and I! what a sweetheart! I loved loved loved HEATHERETTE's Fall's show a few weeks ago! The music, the clothes and specially, Ms. Rich doing THE final walk in ROLLERSKATES! I HEAR she used to be an ice skater! Givin Nancy Kerrigan a run for her MOOLAH!

Kelly Osbourne was possibly the nicest girl in the joint! Her outfit, head to toe, TOPSHOP! Loving her hair. At the afterparty at Beauty Bar, she was singing along when her OWN song "ONE WORD" came on. THAT SONG IS SO UNDERRATED!

OMAR (CENTER) and KELLY flew in a few hours earlier from London! Omar's amaaaayzing jacket is his own design! Andrew looking stunning as evs in his purple velvet blazer by SISLEY!

Jay was also so kind fresh off the finale of Season Two of P.R.! Except when he told Greggy he was too TWINKY. He later apologized. I THOUGHT HE WOULD BE SO BITCHY BUT WAS SOOOOO GR8!


Anyways, there is so much material that tomorrow's post look for "THE FREAKS COME OUT AT NIGHT" cuz baby you never seen such a MOTLEY CREW!!!

THANKS MARC, BLONDIE, AND JONATHAN FOR A GREAT NIGHT!


MWA MWA!

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