Bitches, Bring 'Em Home NOW!
Last night's benefit concert was SOOOO much FUN! The music was really unreal. NOT a dull moment. Here are some HIGGITY-HIGHLIGHTS FOR YOU CHEAP BITCHES WHO COULDN'T SPRING 40 DOLLA FOR A CAUZ! THERE WERE TONZ OF BUSH HATERS, AND WE'RE NOT JUST TALKIN PRESIDENT BUSH MMMMMMMK?
She done up and said "When Heath Ledger spit on his hand in Broke Back Mountiain, I said YOU GO GIRL!"
"I think Laura Bush is pretty but you know her pussy tastes like Lysol!"
Allllllllll Ho's Know!
Margaret Cho is GOD! Thank YOU lady!
Casey Spooner is a HOTTIE!
Motha Fucka had a wardrobe change! Better WERK!
I MEEEEEAN, REALLY!
Fischer Spooner for President! FOR REALZ!
I almost had the big "O" when they performed EMERGE!
What a gal that SUSAN SARANDON, er, Saran Wrap, as Peter calls her!
Girl is always humble yet funny!
And NO! She and Cindy Sheehan are not lesi's! They're just hippies!
Cindy Sheehan is the coolest mom EVA! She's a STRONG GIRL WHO HATES BUSH!
Don't know what these gals are screamin about but their outfits were FIERCE! AND YOU KNOW I HATE THE "F" WORD!
SURPRISE GUEST, MOBY! Thanks for revisiting GAYS OF OUR LIVES, MOBY!
He sang with the cultural director of moveon.org
Nice voice for a cultural director girl!
Give it up for Peaches!
She's a skank ho.....
And that's why we love her
She sings FUCK THE WAR AWAY!
HONEY, If it were that easy the war would be over day 1, cuz lots o' bitches been fuckin!
RUFUS' VOICE COULD MAKE YOU WEAP...I WISH I HAD SOMEONE TO SING THAT PORNOGRAPHIC BULLSHIT IN MY EAR....
.....and BRIGHT EYES' Conor Oberst is A-DOR-ABLE. AND WITTLE!
I mean, they weren't joking here...Michael Stipes voice is cray-zee too! HE'S CLASSIN IT UP IN SUIT! NICE WORK DADDY!
He performed with Rain Pheonix: BITCH GOT PIPES!
It was rumored that Joaquin was there to support sis!
Basically was blown away by this show!
It's going to start touring and they are selling US Postage stamps on their site www.bringthemhomenow.org...
Of course the crowd was completely mixed. You had everyone from Greg, the gay backpacker...to growdy ghetto people...
Conor: not only hot, but Harvard educated!
I have a hunch your first date will include some great wine drinkin!
BOYZ ABOUT TO DO IT!
Makes me wet! HAWT!
Brent suggested picking up boyz who haven't showered all day....(The Williamsburg boyz were representin'!)
....but everyone looks like they haven't showered when you're decked in Hermes an Burberry! He's faaaaaaaancy!
Fred Schneider of the B'52's in a box....Roam if you want to! Rock around the world! Such a great Bar Mitzvah diddy!
Last night's benefit concert was SOOOO much FUN! The music was really unreal. NOT a dull moment. Here are some HIGGITY-HIGHLIGHTS FOR YOU CHEAP BITCHES WHO COULDN'T SPRING 40 DOLLA FOR A CAUZ! THERE WERE TONZ OF BUSH HATERS, AND WE'RE NOT JUST TALKIN PRESIDENT BUSH MMMMMMMK?
Margaret Cho is the SHIT! HER GAY JOKES ARE SIDE SPEEEEE-LITTING!
She done up and said "When Heath Ledger spit on his hand in Broke Back Mountiain, I said YOU GO GIRL!"
"I think Laura Bush is pretty but you know her pussy tastes like Lysol!"
Allllllllll Ho's Know!Margaret Cho is GOD! Thank YOU lady!
Casey Spooner is a HOTTIE!
Motha Fucka had a wardrobe change! Better WERK!
I MEEEEEAN, REALLY!
Fischer Spooner for President! FOR REALZ!
I almost had the big "O" when they performed EMERGE!What a gal that SUSAN SARANDON, er, Saran Wrap, as Peter calls her!
Girl is always humble yet funny!
And NO! She and Cindy Sheehan are not lesi's! They're just hippies!
Cindy Sheehan is the coolest mom EVA! She's a STRONG GIRL WHO HATES BUSH!
Don't know what these gals are screamin about but their outfits were FIERCE! AND YOU KNOW I HATE THE "F" WORD!
SURPRISE GUEST, MOBY! Thanks for revisiting GAYS OF OUR LIVES, MOBY!
He sang with the cultural director of moveon.org
Nice voice for a cultural director girl!Give it up for Peaches!
She's a skank ho.....
And that's why we love herShe sings FUCK THE WAR AWAY!
HONEY, If it were that easy the war would be over day 1, cuz lots o' bitches been fuckin!RUFUS' VOICE COULD MAKE YOU WEAP...I WISH I HAD SOMEONE TO SING THAT PORNOGRAPHIC BULLSHIT IN MY EAR....
.....and BRIGHT EYES' Conor Oberst is A-DOR-ABLE. AND WITTLE!
I mean, they weren't joking here...Michael Stipes voice is cray-zee too! HE'S CLASSIN IT UP IN SUIT! NICE WORK DADDY!
He performed with Rain Pheonix: BITCH GOT PIPES!
It was rumored that Joaquin was there to support sis!Basically was blown away by this show!
It's going to start touring and they are selling US Postage stamps on their site www.bringthemhomenow.org...Of course the crowd was completely mixed. You had everyone from Greg, the gay backpacker...to growdy ghetto people...
Conor: not only hot, but Harvard educated!
I have a hunch your first date will include some great wine drinkin!BOYZ ABOUT TO DO IT!
Makes me wet! HAWT!
Brent suggested picking up boyz who haven't showered all day....(The Williamsburg boyz were representin'!)
....but everyone looks like they haven't showered when you're decked in Hermes an Burberry! He's faaaaaaaancy!Fred Schneider of the B'52's in a box....Roam if you want to! Rock around the world! Such a great Bar Mitzvah diddy!
Ed Norton is so cool that he just plopped himself right on the floor in the same box as Interview's Ingrid Sischy!
Seriously the asymetric backpack strap is so butch....
but there ain't nothin butch bout the reason you brought your man purse to the concert!
But loving your Levi's 528's!
YOU SHOULD NEVER: Scream rude comments while this vet is speaking. It's mean and he's cute! TRUST!
TONIGHT: HAPPY VALLEY. BE THERE!
MWA, MWA.
ps...Check the comment posted by an interesting reader......
but there ain't nothin butch bout the reason you brought your man purse to the concert!
But loving your Levi's 528's!YOU SHOULD NEVER: Scream rude comments while this vet is speaking. It's mean and he's cute! TRUST!
TONIGHT: HAPPY VALLEY. BE THERE!MWA, MWA.
ps...Check the comment posted by an interesting reader......
posted by S at 9:45 AM
1 Comments:
ONE JEALOUS CATTY, OBVIOUSLY JEALOUS READER OF GAYZ OF OUR LIVES WROTE IN AND SAID THE FOLLOWING:
Dear sir(s)
In regards to the latest "issue" of GOOL, I must say
that I find it disturbing that you would perpetuate
the "gay myth" that the only path to happiness winds
it's way through a designer outlet mall!
What is wrong with wearing off brand, vintage,
patterned pants to an event where everyone else
appears to have shopped from the same magazine edited
by the same bitter and jaded "eunuch" trying to
dictate his or her way out of a paper shopping bag of
personal dis spare! What ever happened to
individualism? Personal style? ORIGINALITY???
I would like to personally applaud that individual who
against all odds ( colour/pattern blindness coupled
with obvious body image disorder) broke free from the
oppressive,tyrannical fashion machine and made the
executive decision to embrace his own inner fashion
editor...
Perhaps unfashionably yours,
Anna Wintour.
OUR RESPONSE: HONEY, STICK TO MENS VOGUE, YOU OBVIOUSLY HAVE YOUR HANDS FULL? OOOOOOOOOOKKKKKK?
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