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Wednesday, March 22, 2006

Jews and Heels!



Payin' homage to our favorite draggies of the moment....
Juicy and Chicklet, here with Lui. HOOCHIES were followed all night by
LAST NIGHT'S PARTY
The guy in the background is praying that when his blind date arrives, he/she doesn't realize that this ain't Starbucks.

Good thing he's wearing shorts...Cuz chica got HOT!

"Let me through...
or I'll CUTCHU!"

Them chickens is ash and i'm lotion!
The JEWERY, the HEELS, the WIG stuffed between your legs! CLASSIC!

Majal's performace was good...but his hair was flawless!

They're cute but that ribbon is big enough... ...to wrap six small gifts!

Chris and Tanner...
Her boobs:
As big as J.Lo's Ass!

Just because GAYZ OF OUR LIVES supports eyeliner...
on boyz.....

....And lipstick too!
TRUUUUUUUST!

I mean her performance was cute and all but....
I just wanted to give Champion shorts a quick steam-a-roo!
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Two Jew girls looking for husbands...

Makes for a great blog AND great TV!
Obsessed with Lisa's #1 Single on E!

Check out
LISA'S MYSPACE PROFILE and GOLDMAN'S FRIENDSTER PROFILE

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Speaking of JEW GIRLS....
Love a gal who can flop in her red patent LOUBOUTINS with her GAYZ! Shoutout to Miss Berman who orders in phenomenally....like every gal should!


Pornstars aren't really my thing...

Unless they're in head to toe in GUCCI, and flanked by Daddies dressed for their banking jobs!
Omer's site XOMERX will be up in JUST DAYS! OMER-GAWD!


I know another gal who isn't a JEW...
but girls got sick shoes!
WEEEERRRRK!



YOU SHOULD NEVER: Gamble so much that you lose your shirt and have to buy clothes at the casino.
thanks JESSE!

Look for an L.A Gayz of Our Lives posting from JESSE soon!

MWA MWA!

posted by S at 11:36 PM

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