Ivy League Ladies...
Here they are: A list of some of our favorite Ivy Leaguers! If you want to know the truth about 'em look 'em up cuz this ain't friendster, connexion, or any of that other bull shiot! Too bad they aren't all single!
Instead of going to Cancun during high school spring break and getting wasted at Senor Frogs, he worked in a Sombrero factory in Guadalajara for minimum wage and now owns an online wine boutique.
JonSab: COLUMBIA
At the age of 13, while most kids his age were celebrating their Bar Mitzvahs, he was fighting male patterned baldness, and is now responsible for developing the licensing deal for the "ANNA WINTOUR BOB WIG" for Bumble and bumble.
Chris Rovzar, YALE
Having won several debates on apartheid by the age of 16 1/2, he is now a well-respected journalist in New York City, penning such stories as "Is Lindsay too skinny?"
Charlize Herschel, UPENN
Delivering hearty meals to people stricken with AIDS, and volunteering as a Big Brother for a blind albino, he is now working on auditioning for EVERY reality show on network television.
Daniel: HARVARD/REMOVED BECAUSE HIS JEWISH MOTHER DIDN'T WANT HER BOYCHICK ON GOOL!
His accolades include volunteering for the Zimbabwe Boyz Choir passing out programs at their recitals....Quite the over achiever!
David: BROWN
In college he successfully lobbied to adding the "Gay Gaymz" to Brown's Greek week program, and is currently trying to lose ankle weight so he can meet the requirements to be a "stewardess"
Justin Carrol:PRINCETON
I don't know who the hell you are but your body is niiiiiice and i kinda like your sunglasses! You might as well have gone to a SUNY school.
Johnny Lee: DARTMOUTH
Battling male anorexia as a teen, he coined the term Manorexia in his later years and had it added to Webster's dictionary just this past month!
Ben Harvey: BROWN
In middle school, Ben developed the patent for the sleeve that prevents you from getting burned on a Starbucks cup. He recently co-wrote "Behind These Hazel Eyes" after The Service Station accidentally dyed his eyebrows platinum.
Josh Bronstein: CORNELL
Never even heard of you but i needed one last gay for the list! What's a list of 9???
MWA MWA!
Conor: HARVARD
Instead of going to Cancun during high school spring break and getting wasted at Senor Frogs, he worked in a Sombrero factory in Guadalajara for minimum wage and now owns an online wine boutique.JonSab: COLUMBIA
At the age of 13, while most kids his age were celebrating their Bar Mitzvahs, he was fighting male patterned baldness, and is now responsible for developing the licensing deal for the "ANNA WINTOUR BOB WIG" for Bumble and bumble.Chris Rovzar, YALE
Having won several debates on apartheid by the age of 16 1/2, he is now a well-respected journalist in New York City, penning such stories as "Is Lindsay too skinny?"Charlize Herschel, UPENN
Delivering hearty meals to people stricken with AIDS, and volunteering as a Big Brother for a blind albino, he is now working on auditioning for EVERY reality show on network television.
Daniel: HARVARD/REMOVED BECAUSE HIS JEWISH MOTHER DIDN'T WANT HER BOYCHICK ON GOOL!
His accolades include volunteering for the Zimbabwe Boyz Choir passing out programs at their recitals....Quite the over achiever!
David: BROWN
In college he successfully lobbied to adding the "Gay Gaymz" to Brown's Greek week program, and is currently trying to lose ankle weight so he can meet the requirements to be a "stewardess"Justin Carrol:PRINCETON
I don't know who the hell you are but your body is niiiiiice and i kinda like your sunglasses! You might as well have gone to a SUNY school.Johnny Lee: DARTMOUTH
Battling male anorexia as a teen, he coined the term Manorexia in his later years and had it added to Webster's dictionary just this past month!Ben Harvey: BROWN
In middle school, Ben developed the patent for the sleeve that prevents you from getting burned on a Starbucks cup. He recently co-wrote "Behind These Hazel Eyes" after The Service Station accidentally dyed his eyebrows platinum.
Josh Bronstein: CORNELL
Never even heard of you but i needed one last gay for the list! What's a list of 9???MWA MWA!
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