Sunglasses 'N Cigarettes!

I DON'T WANT TO SEEEEEEEE THAT---Valerie Cherish!---Brace yourselves, in the following featurette you will see straight people doing things that should be reserved for strictly MAN ON MAN ACTION!

Some biathes will do anything to get on GAYZ OF OUR LIVES.When you're straight it's hard these days to get exposure!

I MEEEEEANN, even a gay recognizes that Sara's got hot TITZ!
They dated in 4th grade. Well mostly they just wrote love ditties on their TRAPPER KEEPERS!Now he just picks out her "VERY SEXY" bra at Vicky's Secret

Happy B-Day: Her and Rene are huge GAYZ OF OUR LIVES fans! LOL

You guyz: Release isn't that fun. So if you go make sure you have a camera and lots of GAYZ TO CREATE YOUR OWN GOOD TIMEZ!

OR just get real high and stare at the "ART" all night!

This shot is also included on G.O.O.L to provide an example of the crowd!

Spring has finally spriggity SPRUNG in NYC. So get your sunglasses and hit the STREETS. WE DID:
Sitting Editor: Samantha and Prabal!
Jordana ain't used to the sun here in NYC. She's been stuck in MICHIGAN for two years...
It's really gray there...

Mary Kate eat your friggin heart out. JONSAB'S in town!
As in investment banker, Brent has been known to wear Hermes and Ferragamo...

Chelsea is used to homos doing crazy shit...
but Prabal in red American Apparel is just TOO much!

Hanuk is just so inspiring! Look at his profile!
After 30 minutes of persuasion, it took Greg 3 Seconds to get Ian in the glayses! This love is SERIOUS---GWEN STEFANI
Let's be honest, Goldman's wrist is permanently stained black from all the stamps he gets each weekend.
Yoko ONO in da HOUSE!
The lighting: FIERCE FIERCE FIERCE

We took the glasses to BROOKLYN where IT"S AT!...
TALK TO THE HAYND GIRL!

Sneakers were not the footwear of choice in Billyburg. THEY LOOKED SOOOO CHELSEA :(


EZRA'S party at Alligator Lounge featured HOT hipsters and FREE PIZZA WITH EVERY DRINK!

SOME BOYZ IN BROOKLYN COULD USE SOME NOURISHMENT!

Seth broke out her summer whites a bit early this year!

Nothing like a sequined kitty blouse! So Blanche Devereaux
Speaking of Brooklyn and Devereaux. I HEART YOKO DEVEREAUX
Check out the NEW-ish store in Brooklyn and their WEBSITE HERE!

Cigarettes: So Camoflage Michael Kors circa Spring/Summer '04

Boyz love Joey Queen: HE'S THE ONE ON THE LEFT! LOL

KEDS ARE SERIOUSLY POPPIN' UP EVERYWHERE. Yesterday Miss Yasky was featuring her new houndstooth Kedders!

Here Jeremy Lee tries to out do Miss Yasky and Miss Mischa Barton....WILLIAMSBURG STYLE!

ALL BEAT THE FUCK UP!

Salomon is preparing for a medieval joust with his cut-off Z. Cavaricci's and that PA-LUNGING NECKLINE. Always fresh girl, ALWAYS FRESH!

Brooklyn Boyz might not be so different after all...
Everyone just likes to practice felatio on a beer bottle these dayz!

YOU SHOULD NEVER: LEAVE THE BLAYCK PARTY and forget to change back to normal clothes before going out! IT MAKES IT CLEAR TO PEOPLE THAT "Whatever they got, you'll eat it, snort it or ride it, baby."

Just like Brit's HILARIOUS lesi lines on W&G Thursday night!

Tomorrow: Pat Field's Party coverage

MWA MWA