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Saturday, April 22, 2006

It's A Hair Story...

GOOL would like to introduce it's first ever beauty issue: We call it GOOL Beauty modeled after the illustrious WWD Beauty Biz pub...
This issue WE TOOK IT THERE! HAIR!
Hair tracks set by Miguelita available at Royal Wigs, NYC... Editors warning: The lovely asian couple who run the shop will try to sell you the tiles on the floor!

Shaved and styled....VS...
Shaggy and sruffy...
Curly is the new straight...
..as is evident by this SJP photo retrospective:
Miguelita is growin' her hair out, taking inspiration from Charlize's clean coiffe
We hear that Erica Aviance and Kelly may be using the same hair and wardrobe stylist...
After all they opted for similar updoooos and their earrings are practically the same quality...

Don't forgot you guys...hair comes in all shapes, sizes, colors, and textures!

BTW, for this special beauty issue, we in no way consulted with the real Hollywood beauty expert Jamal Hamadi who is in town filming a movie with Drew Barrymore. You should check out his products at Hamadi Beauty They're Gorgina!

Just because Scotty Brewster is SMOKIN' these dayz!Nobody gives the finger to GOOL! You are banned from all future inclusion on GOOL (or at least GOOL beauty)Werk that pink metallic mesh earring with your track jacket boo!Where is Erica's little buddy?Apparently she's afraid to show it!
Prabal trying to console GQ's Damien Nunes after discussing the Shania Rendezvous/Miguelita scandal that is rocking GOOL!---Check back tomorrow for the full report!In other beauty news...we hear she got 'em at LAVISH LASHES PLEASE CLICK!!!

Nylon's Frank DeJesus is soooo....
CAMPAIGNNNNNNNN!!!!!!LITERALLY!


Other beauty news: Mayhem with May...Model May Andersen was arrested after hitting a flight attendant on a flight. Sometimes GOOL wants to hit them too with those BITCHY ATTITUDES! Is that such a crime?!?

You should never: Go to Mr. Black directly from cheerleading practice!
MWA MWA!

posted by S at 8:30 PM

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