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Saturday, April 22, 2006

Mr. Black Hair

Happy Birthday Queens!!!!
Brent, Ian, and Connor threw a bday soiree at 49 Groove while Octagarian Queen Elizabeth celebrated in London.


Speaking of queens...Don't cha hate when your sister yells at you for posing like a queen?GOOL hearts Chad and his sister Christina.

"Like, why are there so many gay guys at this party? We're never gonna get laid!"
Meanwhile at Mr. Black, Scoop's Remy and fitness instructor Josh suck on rhinestone handcuffs..boyz and their toyz!
Richie is the shit....sooooo....
I guess imitation is the highest form of flattery.American Apparel Spring/Summer '06
Available next door to every Starbucks in the world...

Some queens love their bunz...and not the good kind!

...while others prefer the braid...

...and still others prefer the tight dred..for more creative hair techniques...please visit the Ethnic Barbershop Directory at the link below...
Black Barbershops Dot Com
Some people took Mr. Black a little too literal!

Pretty in polka dots...

"Can you please shut the door, my ass is catching a draft..."
Hanuk got a haircut and it was so dark in there you could not tell how pretty Paco Rabane's Kate truly is! Thank g-d for the flash!

Right hand Red, Left foot Blue!
Werkin' her gold!
Bitches love their corseted bustiers...
...and their crochet tank numbers (available at BeBe stores nationwide)!
and their brocades...

GOOL loves to see Michael Kor's Billy, Daily!
Leo in his silk Dolce and Gabbana shirt and The Professor who can PROFESS HIS LOVE TO GOOL ANY TIME!
...and speaking of Dolce..

Yana is our Effing fab gal
and Eddy is pretty fine himself!

Yana better WERK her Dolce and suspenders! Apparently Yana likes hers THICK!
While Samantha prefers hers THIN and WHITE....Suspenders PEOPLE!
...and speaking of things suspended: Sorry you guys got stuck up there this week! That SUX!Paper Magazine's Drew in an As If, I mean As Four bag!
Nuff said!
YOU SHOULD NEVER: I DIDN'T REALIZE THAT MR. BLACK WAS A CIRCUIT PARTY...MY BAD!

Mwa Mwa!

posted by S at 9:21 AM

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