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Wednesday, April 12, 2006

Be a Dawl..

First of all, everyone is talking about Jesse Metcalf's new movie "John Tucker Must Die...

...where HOMEY'S lookin' GOOD!
The big gay news is that Jesse wears a thong in the movie...
so basically the movie is geared towards teen girlz and homoz!Us GAYZ are in need of a new "Mean Girls," NO?

The Amanda Lepore Doll Cocktail party at Jeffrey was like one BIG HAIR convention...
All the color of the rainbow were represented. YOU KNOW G.O.O.L has a thing for hair (and not just pubic).

It was a battle between the Gucci monogram clutch and... The Fendi monogram Spy Bag.
The votes have been tallied and Mandissa, ooops, i mean, it's ALL ABOUT THE OVERSIZED BAG these days!

Marc Sinoway calling for Oscar Wilde....
Prabal and the OH SO GORGINA Yana K.
Black Hair magazine's most recent trend report calls for "Curly chrysantamum Hair," G.O.O.L disagrees, retaliating that "it's all about Wind-Blown Whimsy!"
Sara Shenasky and Meredith Hellman both of the "Magazine Formerly Known As ElleGirl :("

Bill Blass' Prabal Gurung and Paper Magazine's Mickey Boardman were both lobbying for a...
Frank De Jesus doll!
Complete with licensing deal s with Oliver People and Ginch Gonch Underwear for that "Just Back From Tibet" look.

Trendspotting: The rolled sleeve is back kidz.
Which means B.U.M Equipment is soon to stage a comeback.

We wish you all a great GOOD Friday, LOVE JESUS!
Shania Rendezvous was in rare form after the mention of her Semi-Stiff competition yesterday...
Yo GO Shanay-Nay! Spritz that breath spray in your MOUTH!
NEXT Magazine's Justin Ocean...
Congrats on your promo-mo ho-mo!

The new Smurfette: Pop Magazine's Sally White
So Very Marc Jacobs Fall '06 Boho Collection.
Clean out Vivienne Westood in this Galliano gown---Gwen Stefani

Girl thought the party was at Metler's on St. Armand's Circle, Florida...
and speaking of Florida and gettin' lost...look like bitches took a pitstop on their way to...
The Magic KingdomLayyyyyydy Roberto DiCuia master makeup artist and Samantha's lesbian night.
Reunited and it feels so good! Asian Sisters!!!!
Prabal and Dah Len heading to baggage claim at Heathrow International.Two guesses where we ended up after Jeffrey...No, not the Eagle...

Issey Miyake's Joe Tiehl meets Bill Blass' Prabal Gurung. Let the battle of the designer's begin!
Holla GoSmile girlz!

The conversation went something like this--Submissvie male: "I want you guys to take me home and order me arouond and make me clean your aparment naked and yell orders at me."JonSab and Charlize "UM, do you bring your own supplies?"

YOU SHOULD NEVER: Adidas is calling and they want their logos back!
MWA MWA

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