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Tuesday, April 11, 2006

San Francisco is for HOMOZ!

While one should THEORETICALLY be spending time using Career Builder for finding steady employment, others use it to create ridic things like this...
If you do ONE thing today please WATCH THIS! CLICK HERE! DO IT! COME ON, YOU KNOW YOU WANNA!

This weekend DAMES NUNES,GQ's Fash-Un editor...
...went on assignment for Gayz Of Our Lives to San Francisco for a Dockers press event, where when you were little, your parents told you was full of homos. Well they were right FLAMER!

Bitches tryin' to get all chic on our glasses, I mean ASSES!
I vote for Dames' Ray Ban Wayfarer (www.rayban.com)
Oh now there Sean Lewis goes gettin' all dramatic n' shit!Apparently it was realz sunny up in HER! OH NO YOU DI'INT HARPER'S BAZAAR'S JOE BEREAN... Goin' all Cary Grant a la North by Northwest on us!
I swear, MiguelITA, The Style Editor from "The Magazine Formerly known as Cargo", has officially LOST IT!Queen thinks she's Karolina Korkova...
...with that motha effin' HIGH STEP, or shall we say TROT!
aaaand pose for Women's Wear aaaand head backstage.

Bitch done holdin' her weave up in place!
LOVE YOU MIGUELITA...

You sure is givin' Shania Rendezvous a run for her $$$$!

Mystery Crotch: You know you just got a semi LOOKING at this package!Who in the world?!? My email is gayzofourlives@hotmail.com. Please send more pics of that shizz! 3/4 shot, full profile, full photoshoot puh-leeeez!

The verdict is still out. Is it a SKIRT? Coulottes?
Or maybe just a presh-US waiter...

You should neva: Wear your Bucky Pillow from The Sharper Image out at night! GURL, THEY'RE MEANT FOR FLYING WITH!

MEANWHILE, BACK AT THE BATCAVE:

You know you have problems when it's Sunday night at 7pm and you're at a strip club
We will not say which good lookin' Asian who dresses well was seen heading inside....
But GUUUURL it was busted! The stripperz danced like William Hung from A.I.

We heart fashion models Sophie Meister...
...and Nicholas from Q Models:
All clothing Louis Vuitton...

Bitches are SO campaign! SPREAD THAT WORD PLEASE! WHEN SOMETHING IS TRES CHIC YOU SIMPLY SAY "IT'S CAMPAIGN" No more genius, no more gorgeous, no more brilliant! Those are so Victor Glemaud circa 2000. Retire that shit! IT'S ALL ABOUT "CAMPAIGN"

MWA MWA!

posted by S at 1:24 AM

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