LIGHTS, CAMERA, AXION!

Cue Music, Lights UP! Giselle, GO!

Carmen GO! Where's Daria?

and GO!

and now for exclusive footage from...

Prabal and Samantha's Screen tests...

for the roll as Gretchen Mol's 'stand-in' for Bettie Page
Prabal went for a more legzy approach...

While Samantha took a more....
Bondage approach...Her legz are as sexy as Sophia Loren's circa 1958

If The North Face were to sponsor a team on THE AMAZING RACE, and the show were to pick a three person homo team.....Hopefully Chris won't text Charlize from the bathroom of while she's in the next room saying "We have to just be friends babe"

Chris would never exhibit such D- Behaviour unlike some people i know LIKE SHOWANNA!

The original FAG HAG: REBECCA, EVEN THOUGH YOUR EYES LOOK CRAZY, you cracked us up all night long!

and it wasn't cuz we were high n' shit!

The cutest Jamaican lawyer in starlight last night (right)...Told ya' hats are the new eyeliner! and since when does Starlight have their own energy drink?

YOU SHOULD NEVER: I didn't realize H&M was knocking off MISSONI now!

MWA MWA!