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Friday, April 07, 2006

Hats Are the New Eyeliner!

RARE,BOUDOIR, then HIRO! MUST SAY BOUDOIR WAS BOUD-BORING!

It's so easy to achieve that LUK these days if you just throw on a cute little hatsy!EVERYONE'S DONE IT, DONE IT AND DONE IT WELLLL!

JOEY QUEEN(Werkin both angles--the hate AND the lumberjack plaid look which is OH so chic!) JEREMY QUEEN TERRY QUEEN AND TIMMY QUEEN!

Bitches are tryin' to pull out all the stops when it comes to millinery!

...yea, like ALL the stops! Supposedly a collector's item. To me it looks like it's from the Footlocker on 14th street, but what do I know about sports paraPHERnalia (who knew you spelled it that way)?
....THANK G-D FOR DICTIONARY.COM

Stage Name (no one has a name that silly) and Jeremy Queen who looks a little....
Babs in Hello Dolly!

Marc Sinoway gotz the hat AND the Penelope phone... CHECK IT OUT HERELovin' WATCHIN' his hot ass on the spin machine at the gym... I mean ,lovin' his hot Adidas terry cloth jacket!

Pimp my riiiide, taken to the NEXT LEVEL!
When Jeremy Queen picks you up in his ride, it's in STYLE baby!He gotz pillows up in that back seat! TRUUUUST!

Ok you peeps might as well go and get a 12 inch wide tie...
cuz you know when ties get THIS skinny, next season they just gonna get all WIDE ag'in! 'n shit!

If we see one more queen wearin' those bands around their shaggy hair....
Shoooot, if i had hair that long my band would be wrapped around like 37 times!

Sierra and Jonas washed that gray right outta their hair together to achieve a striking platinum!
If you wanna match their LUK, try Nice N' Easy Color 99
Chiiiiiiic!

Lisa from Saved by the Bell is now a raging alcoholic!

Murray Hill Girlz trying to get into VIP areas are just annoying!


Diggin' the Clam Diggs, floodwaters, whatever u wanna call it! JUST WEAR EM SHORT THIS SPRING! MMMK?
HANUK? IS THAT YOU?
SPEAKING OF MURRAY HILL: RARE has decent burgers, but the crowd is straight outta The Towers of UWISC or Markley at UMICH, each of which I signed leases for during college:)
Rachel models the new way to hold a bag as demonstrated by some style kook on the Today Show. Thank GAWD Katie is OUTTIE!
(Jacket Bogner, Bag Fendi) Check out her jewelry line at Rachel Leigh NYC


OK i'm serious this shit is disturbing: Those Damn Ortho's and their mobile homes that spew Passover propaganda really embarrassing my reform jew sisters!
Literally there were 616 mobile driving up 5th Ave. yesterday. With the kids hangin' out the window. I couldn't resist yelling at them. GO TO SCHOOL AND SHALOM!

mwa mwa!

posted by S at 10:06 AM

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