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ODE TO MATT MERRELL....YOU'RE ONE SMOKIN MANNEQUIN!

We are hopin' you are emailin GOOL on that PDA! We'd like a lil' PDA with Mr. Merrell our selves and we ain't talkin' no computer shiz here!Bitch has been in Guess ads with Paris. THAT'S HOT!AND um, yea! YUM!

Not as hot as models, but as far as editors go Interview's J. Errico and Nylon's Frank De Jesus are PRETTY CUTE BITHCEEEES!

Givin' us a little "Pretty in Pink!" Erin's lipstick is

GOOL loves a hot male model....but really...who doesn't Treena?

We have a hunch that Target 's Kelly Olson and Laforce and Steven's Josh Reed and Chris Constable love them too!

Terry Richardson eat your heart out...

One of GOOL favorite body parts..The happy trail region!

Mmmmm sexy chocolate!

Am I hot or not?!?! DOT COM!

Josh thinks he was a model but really he has/is the best ASS-istant a girl could ask for!

Get up stand up....STAND UP FOR YOUR RIGHT! (ORAINE IS FROM JAMAICA MON!)

We are so proud of Bwonnie! Maxim's new Fashion Editor! We remember her when....
Catlyn looks dope in her new summer dressy poo!

We have a hunch Adam S. is Jewish..Lord knows GOOL loves a good jewboy...Shalom bay-bee!

Gary showed up all chic n' shit in his street clothes....Child, that's what i'm talkin' bout. Werk it!

Target's Tammy and Cory could be sisters!

Brothers?...Would be hot if they were lovers though...
THEY'RE NOT! :(

It's sexy when two Italians speak HOMO...

...it's also sexy when gayz wrap themselves in their female friends pashmina!

..and ride big bikes!!

Married couples=only hot if they ride!

PS....ALEX is the biggest metrosexual, or maybe he's just Italian....He saw a black seersucker suit in a magazine and can't remember where....ANY IDEAS HOMOZ??? Email us if you do!

Speaking of riding things... Last night Adam Brody rode a pink scooter in THE LOOP and played a gay character! WE'RE DYING!!!!!!!!! HE'S OUR WETTEST DREAM!

I mean, the eyeliner thing is OOC! How many times have we told you it's MAY-JOR!

Hmmm ya think his stylist was shall we say "inspired" by Jude in Alfie?

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MWA MWA!