We Don't Know if YOU'RE on it...But Someone You Screwed Probably is!

Email GOOL Now!



Wednesday, April 19, 2006

EVERYONE'S A RITTLE BIT LACIST!

GOOL loves rice queens!
Say hi to Joe, the leader of Rice Queen Republicans...

Even standing with a Caucasian bores the shiz out of him!
BUT , when an Asian gets in his arms, he gets all feisty! NOT FAIR!
We would like to point out some of our favorite Gaysians FOR our loyal Rice Queen readers:

Dah Ren! Harro she's famous!
Aeffe's John Huynh cuz he is a great pubricistPrabal cuz the mother F-er can fit into sample size rittle strappy sandal!"IN MY COUNTRY....."

Lance Lin: cuz bitch knows where da party's at!Yuki: Cuz he has an Asian name but doesn't even have an accent...
...and cuz he likes jewboys!

Ears are the new nipples--they're fun to suck on...
JonSab has been getting many inquiries on GOOL... For details apply within!

From the looks of it, Joyce here, perfers sucking not on just ears...
but on other scrumchie things...(like straws).
WE ENDORSE The Assshot Blogger who takes random shots of peeps with his ASS! HOT!

He's on 24,and it takes HER 24 hours blow dry her hair!
Looks so Helmut but is most likely H&M

OMG Loves that because we mention Shania Rendezvous so much, we get ads like this on our site:
We knew we would make her famous!

You should never: Buy jeans without back pockets--They're worse than MOM JEANS!
MWA MWA

posted by S at 8:04 PM

0 Comments:

Post a Comment

<< Home

Buy Your GOOL
Fake Tatto Here
Photobucket
ONLY $3.00
Incl. Shipping









Testimonials

"Your blog is such a guilty secret" --Nylon's J. Errico

"LOVE THE BLOG.... It makes me laugh very hard!
--Frank DeJesus

"You are the best caption writer ev-a"
--Shania Rendezvous

"I don't need to tell you how much we live for your blog here at Next --that much should be apparent already."
--Gregory T. Angelo

"Such a fun site."
--Fashion Week Daily's Peter Davis

"I check GOOL daily!"
--H|X's Brandon Voss

"Your website is brilliant. Amazing!"
--Julia Topolski

"On every level--The Gayz would be lost without GOOL!"
--GQ's Brian Coats

"I love GOOL!"
--Robert Hanson, President of Levis North America

"GOOL is the best thing ever, I LOVE it!
--Details' Matthew Marden

Previous Posts

  • BOYZ, BOOZE, AND BERMUDAS FOR CHARITY
  • Shania's Shenanigans
  • SPRUNG IN THE CITY...
  • WHY IS THIS NIGHT DIFFERENT FROM ALL OTHER NIGHTS?
  • Blogger...UGH!
  • Be a Dawl..
  • Things that turn us ON!
  • San Francisco is for HOMOZ!
  • TURN TO THE LEFT, Time After, Time!
  • LIGHTS, CAMERA, AXION!


  • Note

    GOOL is not meant to offend anyone. If we have included your pic and you do not want it included, please email us and we would be happy to take it down. GOOL claims no credit for many images featured on this site. All visual content is copyright of its respectful owners.

    Credits

    Logo design by Michael Bassett

    PRESS