BOYZ, BOOZE, AND BERMUDAS FOR CHARITY

Finally an event to cover that is for a good cause, not that SHANIA RENDEZVOUS' shin-dig wasn't (all proceeds went to buy her some new lashes and heels)! But for real, Jeffrey Fashion Cares raised a lot of money for a great cause and taught us TWO important things:

GAY SEX IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY LAMBDA LEGAL!!!! THEY WERE RESPONSIBLE FOR OVERTURNING THE LAWRENCE V. TEXAS SODOMY LAWS. BETTER WERK LAMBDA!
and
JEFFREY KALINSKY ENDORSES CROPPED TROUSERS!

ALL we could concentrate on during the fashion show though were the "SWIM" looks!

Hellz YEA! YOU CAN AVIATE US ANYTIME---Aviators by Ray Ban.

He looked just as good going as he did coming...NO PUNN INTENDED...

This shorty HAWN was just preshina! (Adding Goldie's last name makes EVERYTHING sound fabulous).DAMN GINA! I NEED SOME OF THAT UP IN MY LIFE! We're talkin' bout DSquared swimwear of course!

G.O.O.L is endorsing the speedo style (and long haired blondes) over the square cut! YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST!

Some really BIG models donated their time to do the event! WHO SAID MODELS ARE GREEDY???

God's Love We Deliver's Volunteer Coordinator Brandon and Lamda Legal's Matthew: Gotta love bitches who werk for non-profits. THAT'S HOT!

Lots of fashion bitches donated money to this great event!

Polo's stylist extraordinaire always looks impeccable!

The GAYZ can't get enuf of Golden Girls. G.O.O.L has just ordered our own sequined number which will read: "Sophia."

Aeffe's Igor Vander carries a YSL man bag. Tres CHIC!

Winter's calling and it wants it's whites back!

Apparently the "older-set" j'adores their Gucci loafers

Marc Jacob's Scott Gray and BMF Media's Brian Feit discussing which is better, curly tresses or the straight style Scott's bringin'!!!

Marc Jacob's Gene and Samantha discuss what exactly about fashion they care about..

One of these bitches is famous in a foreign country...the other is famous in G.O.O.L'ville

Cheer up you guyz it's a charity event!

Some homoz really know how to smile (Out's Mike Krans with Jason Klinman and Glen Greilsamer)

G.O.O.L has a pet peeve: when you homos call Dolce and Gabbana D&G! D&G is its own brand kidz and the D&G and Dolce gurlz will cut chu if you get it wrong!

Strike a pose there's nothing to it..Esquire's Wendell brown looks equally as gorgeous in person!

GURL we hear DSW has positions open in checkout! Use our name, we have pull there!

Doug Geller and Paul Witt are a couple made in Gant slash Mavi heaven...

Bruce givin' us a lil Bob Dylan

We LOOOOVE the look! And speaking of Bruce, thanks for sending in these pics below:

Gay-Z and Beyonce eating this weekend (Click to see larger) nearly provoked the big "O" in one lil' girl from Indiana this weekend.

Her dream to dine amongst the STARZ has become a reality...

Apparently she "drank" amongst the starz too at Starlight with Alan Cummings and Cindi Lauper

"I grew up on a farm and it is soooo NEAT to have you hand down my crotch Alan"

Speaking of Alan Cummings...Apparently he has a new line of grooming products...Guess they're bankin' on lotz o' GAYZ to buy that shiz!

Nylon's Fash-UN Director Frank DeJesus for Anna Sui hosiery: the newest in footwear news!

BTW is this dude sucking on Paris Hilton's boyfriend's Shoulder?
Ca-reeepy!

YOU SHOULD NEVER: DIE YOUR SKIRT SUIT TO LOOK LIKE AN EASTER EGG! MWA MWA!