Shania's Shenanigans

Shania Rendezvous played hostess to a bunch of MO's last night at Salon for none other than her 21st bday...

Dressed to kill, Lady Rendezvous put on MANY A PERFORMANCE!

Whether she was WERKIN' THE HAT...
OR her gorgeous arms, she stow' the show!

She's as amazin' as......another DIVA we loves! Shania: just a few hundres thousand and a couple implans and you could have just as pretty ta tas!


SHANTAY girl...Shan effin tay!
It was my lucky day today on Avenue A....When a lady in a limosine drove my way...

So Sunset Blvd!Loving the headdress!

Nice eyes lady!

G.O.O.L has a hunch that Miss Shania used the Indigo Chic palette... ...as evidenced below!I want shimmer, I want sheen, I want SHINE!

...but we think you left something in the bathroom....
Of course we mean these...
You know you ran outta time getting ready when: You bring your lashes to the venue!

We did miss Hanuk, but we know he was there in spirit...

Everyone's bringin their own music these days!

Handz...some! The guy on the right totally looks like...

Aero Studios' Thomas O'Brien. She has a line for Target! She's chic!

This Shit is Bandanas: Bananas around the neck have been seen popping up everywhere!

OH NO SHE DI'INT!

You can never get a smile outta that JonSab...

and now for a G.O.O.L exclusive:

HE OWNS A CHIC TANNING SALON ON BONDSTREET: www.bondstreettanning.com

SHOCKER!

Two new G.O.O.L fans! EJ and Dezzy. Loved EJ's metallic Converse!

Don't think we di'int notice! Dezzy's outfit was very Nautical Stripes....
Speaking of Nautical Stripes....They hang on the piers...where you're bound to see some nautical inspiration!

"I'm a model and I usually charge, but i'll let it slide this time...."
G.O.O.L thinks that may not be the only thing she's chargin' for!
WHO Uh Uh!

Miss Shania got home with dried cranberry juice in her hair!

That's what you get for laying on the bar GIRL!

Who's that GUUURL? meets Easter Basket chic!

Quien es, Esta Nina??Shania's back bends in four different directions!

...Speaking of backs! Back it up GURLZ!

We really do heart Lee and Chad...and we must say Chad is presh and all with his petite lil' outfits...

...but we weren't thrilled that Lee was left alone and had to be rescued by some nice lil' G.O.O.L kidz!NOT NICE! Who leaves a girl in personally designed lamé shorts alone at a bar to fend fer herself?

At least she wasn't the only one to pass out at the bar!

Next Mag's Justin Ocean has a BF. We're crushed!

Guess the hottie on the left will have to do!
If we hear Scott Brewster (below right) looks hot one more time....

We will just have to find him and gang bang him (and Anthony too)!

GQ fashion hoochies sippin' and swallowin'!

MWA MWA DRUNKS!