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Thursday, June 15, 2006

The Gurp!

OOOOOOmmmmmGGGG! This is A-may-zing! Please watch till 4:04...

Oh No She di'int just call her a bimbo! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH! LOVE LOVE LOVE!
I'm just surprised that Fox News has an anchor that doesn't hate gayz! Shocking! Thanks Ian for sharing!

Derick and Penelope? IS THAT CHU?

Yesterday The Gap's pop-up store in the shape of a retro bus arrived in the Meatpacking district as part of their ROCK COLOR campaign.

Sean Krebs, The Gap's Style Expert and PR Princess was there supportin'

The Gap crew was all dancey and gave away cute beaded necklaces and rope bracelets along with other adorable trinkets!
The music was TIGHT!SHOUT!

Why you gotta go and draw a fake birf mark up on your skin?
You're cray-zee enuf as it is! You don't need to draw no more tension to you anyway GUUUUURL!

UUUPS! We were the first to show you the tatoo that Marc Jacob's boyfriend got (We saw them at the Blondie party-which was the DAY he got the damn thing)...
But, UH-OH. Look what Towleroad Is Reporting!I bet he could ebay that arm for quite a bit of $$$! It's not like he wants it anymore! Looks like he'll be back to RENTBOY unless he has a good divorce lawyer.

...and finally, Happy Birthday Miles who turns 4 today! We are sorry we abandoned you and made you move to L.A. but true bitches belong out there!
Girl with that whole dog year thing you'd be 28! You're almost as old as your true daddy Samantha! We love you Mi Mi!

Mwa Mwa!

Additional photo editing this post by Shania Rendezvous!

posted by S at 11:25 AM

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