The GOOL Burn Book!

All we have to say is SHOOOOOOOOUT! Oh yea, this is the new TRUST. We were so over TRUST when every homoz lesbian sister's albino girlfriend started saying TRUST too!
IT'S ALL ABOUT SHOOUUUUUUT!

WHO WHORE IT BETTER?

While Shania shows less cleveage with the vintage blue t-shirt Paris ruins the flowy dress with black heels. It's summer babe, try a cork wedge for a lighter, loftier, look!

Oh and btw one GOOL reader (Ian) came up with a brilliant punishment for Kevin Aviance's gay-bashers. The hoodlums must ride a "SHAME" float during Pride on which they must dress in drag as one of their favorite characters from The Golden Girls (we'll let'em choose which but we suggest Sofia). They will, of course, have the right to an appeal. The appeal process will be presided over by an esteemed panel of judges consisting of Michael Musto, Pat Fields, and the Sous hef from No.1 Chinese. If they win their appeal, they will only have to dress in drag as one of the characters from Sex & the City. You know, we are afterall a democracy. We don't wanna create a Guantanamo Bay situation here, we just want to MAKE A POINT!--Thanks E!

YOU SHOULD NEVAH: LET YOUR FRIENDS DRAW ON YOUR WHEN YOU'RE PISS DRUNK (AS A CHICAGO GOOL-ER FOUND OUT!)

Mwa Mwa!