Red, White, and QUEEN!

It's all about red and white this summer. Here, GOOL suggests infinite ways to show your true PRIDE...FOR RED, WHITE AND QUEEN! Shot on location in Fire Island GUUUURL!

Creative Direction by Miguelita Enamorado and Samantha Spector. Photography by those homoz too. Additional Photography by Matt Napoli and Christopher Campell. Styling by lots of homoz.

Happy BIRRRRFDAY Dames!

At Karen's Cafe at the Sayville train station, Shania scours the pages looking for inspiration for her big day as a "MODERN BRIDE..."
Just outside, she is already using the inspiration tools prescribed by the magazine as she proclaims "THAT'S THE ONE I WANT TO WEAR ON MY WEDDIN' DAY CHIL' "

Nothin' like a lil' JUNGLE FEVER!

Damien Nunes? IS THAT YOU?They can Fire Island SHARE me any day!

Leo laments "It's a disaster! Everyone is wearing stripes tonight!....
....At least mine shows some SKIIIIN!"

Oh and last night at BEIGE:

Apparently the new thing to say when you're talking to someone and you have nothing more to say is "TELL ME A STORY." Just so you know:
If you've been using this saying, you should probably stop!
We love when a man's Louis is bigger than the girlz!We sooooo don't mean to be bitchy but TRUE RELIGION jeans are soooooo last season....
...IN L.A!

And finally, a few of us were amused by the pink cable knit turtle neck/knee length cardigan twin set she was givin'

YOU SHOULD NEVAH: GOOL thinks the body utilized better when decorated for a drag PERFORMANCE than for a drag RACE! Vrooom Vroooom!
Mwa Mwa!