Who WHORE It Better?

These outfits look HOT on one HOMO while HORENDO on another!

Miss Yassky's vintage blue tee makes the Juicy Couture seersucker jacket a secondary piece (as it should be) while Samantha's lavender v-neck is slightly subdued for the jacket.

Chase's hair, flower, and makeup create a complete Gay-Sha image while Shania's frazzled hair gets in the way while she tries to get her grooooove on!

Samantha's pairing of jeans and sneakers makes the dress more flirty while the hat and polo Prabal is givin' makes her look dumpy, not to mention the boots that look they belong to Hitler.

The fullness of this Bill Blass kimono is beggin' for a cinchin'. Prabals' vintage Gucci belt gives it just the nip and tuck it needs while defining her petite waist. Miss Yassky's is too Gone with the Wind, yet we do love the red dots on her cheeks!

There is no good way to spruce up a Hollister oxford. While Gregs version is slightly dowdy, Samantha fails at her attempt at adding a bow-tie and military patch (not to mention the darts in the back!). Ian's classic version is the perfect shape and proportion for any leading lady.

Zoe's natural makeup and earrings are just the right touch for a vintage hat. Shania's printed scarf is givin' Puerto Rican Day parade two months early!

MWA MWA!