Launch THIS!

Thanks to everyone who came to the GOOL party at HIRO Saturday night. It was a huge THANKS TO THE PEOPLE BELOW:

We'd like to thank Chase who without which "we might never be tardy"

BLOW IN A BOTTLE! THE FIRST ENERGY VODKA OF IT'S KIND INFUSED WITH CAFFEINE AND GUARANA!
THANK YOU PINK VODKA!!!

The Extreme Makeover team Sam Saboura and Darcy Gilmore did a Gay-sha makeover on Samantha

Miss Yassky went all WHO'S THAT GAY-SHA GIRL on us!

JonSab and Goldman are such HUGE fans of Miss Yassky...
We just had to see what they'd look like with Miss Yassky make-up.

You had me at kimono!
Timmy is the best DJ eva! AND THE DUDE HE'S WITH IS SO BUTCH-ERIFFIC! Glen is so cute and Michael Krans knows how to give us Paris Hilton...or is it Lindsay Lohan. We can't keep 'em straight!

Not so Gay-Sha but still MADE IT WORK!
Joe Cavalcante attemps his version of a pole dance.

At the GOOL party it was rainin' men!

We stumbled upon this pic of The Weather Girls of It's Rainin' Men fame, and look how OOOO so Gay-Sha those bitches were!
Hey mommy, you're sexy, Hey mommy, you're beautiful...

Drag roadkill!

Laird and Partners' Becca lookin' mighty fine.

Check back tomorrow for all the cray-zee Shania performance pics!
Good luck on your first day boo!

Gay-sha's or mimes, we don't care. YOU'RE FEEEEEE-AAAAHHHHSSSS!

GAY-sha's gone wild!

Spot the Gentile: Hint she's not the one in makeup!

Answer key in the nose.

GOOL had may-jor fans!
How very....

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles...

It's gettin' hot in herrrrrr!

Boy was wicked tall!

Jerry is scrum-chi! So is Greggy's Table runner turned belt!

Sha-NAY NAY: Don't forget to check back tomorrow. You never know you might see unshaved hair balls.

Mooshi Mooshi

HEY MARRRRRRRY!

Mr. Miagi and Miguelita!

AND FINALLY: Did the two makeup? Shanias smile looks awfully fake! We'll have to explore this in greater detail here at GOOL!
......more to come on the party all week long!

MWA MWA!