The Shania Monologues

This is the story of Shania Rendezvous' Saturday night where she performed for a crowd of drunk homoz squealing at her every move.

Her first number was Rihanna's SOS...

SOS, please someone help me....

It's not healthy for me to feel this way....

Y. O. U are making this HARD!

Welcome to Taco Bell, can I take your order please?

Your order of refried beans will be right up CHILD!

As the night DRAGGED on, Shania removed some of her garments and did break out performances songs that would inspire her came on...WE BELIEVE THIS ONE WAS TO FANNY PACK'S "CAMEL TOE"

Samantha got in on the action....bumpin' and grindin'.When all of the sudden appear two hotties who ripped off their bottoms to reveal metallic undergarments...Shania saw a GOLDEN opportunity as the crowd begged for more!

We think Shania pooped these puppies out!

Shooot...child's got a nice firm booty!

Exhibit A

WE REALLY ARE ENTERTAINED BY SHANIA RENDEZVOUS!
THANKS FOR HELPING TO MAKE THE NIGHT A SUCCESS!

AND now for a section we call Pretty in Prints...

Or is it Fantastic in Florals?Whatever it is, Prabals Floral diddy, or P's Diddy for short, showed up just about everywhere...

Great wrap JOB!

Miss Yassky causing some drama!

A birthday Strip tease!

How very...

Angelina in Africa!Alan Cummings circa Cabaret is that YOU?

Miss Yassky was seductive Saturday...

Before she almost blacked OUT! Bend over further baby!

I'm going to tell you a secret!

MWA MWA!