Swept Away: A Fashion Portfolio

GOOL would like to present the first ever full fashion editorial with Supermodel Extraordinaire Shania Rendezvous. We hope you like the spread....Please click on images to see full detail and fashion credits!

That's what you get when you stuff 10 fashion bitches in a Fire Island share!
GOOL has dubbed them the FIHR (Fire Island House of Rendezvous) due to their overwhelming support of Miss Shania Rendezvous! UGG (You go GIRL)!

Architectural Digest en Punjabi

Speaking of Punjabi: Prabal IS THAT YOU?

...and while we're in that region of the world, we figured you'd be up for a good game of SPOT THE FAKE:

ONE'S FROM CALCUTTA/ONE'S FROM CANAL!
In all honestly: They're really Kors Michael Kors and authentic Indian sandals (left to right).
Notice we didn't mention that they are womens sandals on boyz!


Seen on the bitch, we mean beach!
We saw a lot of red bikinis! Like, UBER-HOT!

Guess who the hot male model is:
HINT: Open all the Swept Away Fashion images from before to match the DOLCE credit... You'll be shocked!

Miss Yassky asked to be low profile for a while so this is what she gets!
a back shot ONLY!

GOOL hearts its FANS, Especially when they are RIPPED!

The little boyz were representin' in the grocery store.
We are a fan of John Varvatos designer Louis!

Not sure about this pose but the Botcher house party was full of HOTTIEZ!
Guy in red bathing suit is particulary striking. He had the FIHR squirmin'!

You Should Nevah: Use that expired bottle of last year's Sun In hair product. Hellz, you should nevah even own Sun In!
Identity protected!

MORE Fire Island Frenzy to come all week!

Mwa Mwa!