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Thursday, June 08, 2006

Janice Puts the DICK in Dickenson!

Apparently Janice has figured out who is really going to watch her show (As SATC says, IT STARTS WITH THE GAYZ) and doing some direct marketing to them! Here she is with all her HOMIES!


Out's Chip Stevenson threw a fab party for:If we've said it once....We here at GOOL love a GUUURL who can party! Brandon Voss is kinda SCRUM-CHI too?!?
"A Supermodel is the ultimate accessory," says fellow little guy Nick Leighton.

Speaking of Brandon Voss,
Apparently the Voss (HX) and Ocean (Next) rivalry is OHHHH-VER!
GOOL sandwich anyone?

Back to DICK-en-son! Someone sent in this pic, but it was HEADless. Yet, we had our suspicion about whose HEAD it really is!
FINALLY, the "Re-name I PROBABLY HATE YOU.COM Game" is getting nasty:

4. IPROBABLYLIVEINTHEOUTERBOROUGHS.COM
5. IPROBABLYMAKEMINIMUMWAGE.COM
6. IPROBABLYHAVESOMECOMMUNICABLEDISEASE.COM
7. IPROBABLYHAVESKIDMARKSINMYUNDERWEAR.COM
8. I'MPROBABLYONPROPECIA.COM
9. IPROBABLYHAVEAUNIBROW.COM
10. IMPROBABLYUNCOMFORTABLEWITHMYSEXUALITY.COM
11. IPROBABLYNEEDATHERAPIST.COM
12. IPROBABLYSHOPINTHEBIGANDTALLDEPARTMENT.COM
13. IPROBABLYSUFFERFROMDELUSIONSOFGRANDEUR.COM
...and that's just a sampling....KEEP 'EM COMIN!

and oh yea...WE HAVE A NEW FAVORITE SHOW!
IT'S HIGH-larious. Those homo dancers are such QUEEENS!

MWA MWA!

posted by S at 8:45 AM

1 Comments:

Blogger Ridor said...

Is that all you can do? Rocco rocks, you sux.

r-

6:42 PM  

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