We just HAVE to respond to I PROBABLY HATE YOU (whose site should really be called I'M PROBABLY JEALOUS DOT COM) who called us THE UGLIEST HOUSE IN FIRE ISLAND and thought we were salon workers and waiters! We just want him to know:

If you want to call Rocco Stiletto, his number at work is 212. 944. 7352....and PS la-hoo-ser, if you were a real GAY, you would know that stilettos are so over! IT'S ALL ABOUT THE WEDGE!
OH AAAAAND: AS FAR AS THERE BEING NINE PEOPLE IN THE PHOTO ABOVE AND OUR COUNTING SKILLS---GUESS WHAT GENIUS? SOMEONE HAD TO TAKE THE PIC (and she is a designer for BILL BLASS)...Oh and one more thing: Those fag rugby players are fat! OOOPS FORGOT TO TELL YOU: WE ARE FASHION BITHCES--WE ARE CUNTIER THAN YOU ON OUR GOOD DAYS!

Please everyone email in names for what I PROBABLY HATE YOU should really be called...

We'll start out this fun game:
1. I'M PROBABLY JEALOUS DOT COM
2. I'M CERTAINLY FAT DOT COM
3. I PROBABLY CAN'T FIT INTO A SPEEDO THIS SUMMER DOT COM

We will post your suggestions in the dayz to come!!!!

....JA-HEEZ GOOL is usually sweet and complimentary but who Nuh-uh, we don't take that SHIT!


...and now for some coverage of the CFDA Awards in NYC last night:

Did the invite say "Black Tie Matador Required?"

Say hello to Nipple Wintour with Olivier Theyskens

Gotta love an Andre: GUURRRUL it ain't rainin!

Janet Jackson in Bill Blass: Who could be responsible for the belt?Could it be Bill Blass' Prabal Gurung?Heatherette in da HOUSE!

Um YUM! But what's with the vneck/too big/dad sweater?
Dude, she's a supermodel....
She's probably laughing at the horrible ads that are on every bus in the city!
Why are you checking your pulse?

Attack of the tall GURLZ....HOT BITCHES!

MWA MWA!