We Don't Know if YOU'RE on it...But Someone You Screwed Probably is!

Email GOOL Now!



Saturday, June 10, 2006

Lotz and Lotz o' Brick!

GOOL was there to celebrate Andrew (center below), Lindsay, and Amanda's new apartment!
Mazel Tov Homo! As my grandma would say "USE IT IN THE BEST OF HEALTH. I WISH YOU NOTHING BUT NACHAS IN YOUR NEW HOME!"
We are pleased to feature the "RETURN OF CHARLIZE!" Welcome back lady!

We thought you might like to see what some GOOL-ERS look like on their side.
Stay tuned for how they look on their backs!

In other news: Brent was all about matching his Ferragamo belt with shoes. As Michael Kors would call it: It's very DTM (Died to Match)!
Told you she's faaaaancy. He purchased every color of the Stinky Rat Marc by Marc chinos calling all around the world, literally!

Bush can't stop us from getting married. OR driving a CAMRY: THE ULTIMATE FAMILY CAR
TOYOTA CAMRY: AVAILABLE AT WOODBURY TOYOTA

Pattern: Striped shirts are such a no-no! Mix it up with gingham, plaid, or even,gasp! floral!

Only in a gay apartment. Or a bridesmaid's.

We'd like to introduce a new section--QUEENS WON'T SHUT UP ABOUT: Where we feature what every queen on the street is talkin' bout.

Right now every effin' homo is talking about Paris and Xtina's new songs...JUST IN TIME. WE WERE JUST WONDERING WHAT THIS SUMMER'S GAY ANTHEM WAS GONNA BE!

Paris' is very Blondie meets Gwen Stefani while...

Christina let us HAVE IT and is the real deal!

Our friend David Needleman who works at Steven Meisel studio told us to look out for the Italian Vogue "Non Stop Ultimate Pumping " fashion story! It's FINALLY HERE and he was right: WE ARE OBSESSED!!!!
Nothin' Like an 80's workout to get chu inspired!

MWA MWA!

posted by S at 10:21 AM

0 Comments:

Post a Comment

<< Home

Buy Your GOOL
Fake Tatto Here
Photobucket
ONLY $3.00
Incl. Shipping









Testimonials

"Your blog is such a guilty secret" --Nylon's J. Errico

"LOVE THE BLOG.... It makes me laugh very hard!
--Frank DeJesus

"You are the best caption writer ev-a"
--Shania Rendezvous

"I don't need to tell you how much we live for your blog here at Next --that much should be apparent already."
--Gregory T. Angelo

"Such a fun site."
--Fashion Week Daily's Peter Davis

"I check GOOL daily!"
--H|X's Brandon Voss

"Your website is brilliant. Amazing!"
--Julia Topolski

"On every level--The Gayz would be lost without GOOL!"
--GQ's Brian Coats

"I love GOOL!"
--Robert Hanson, President of Levis North America

"GOOL is the best thing ever, I LOVE it!
--Details' Matthew Marden

Previous Posts

  • Janice Puts the DICK in Dickenson!
  • We just HAVE to respond to I PROBABLY HATE YOU (wh...
  • Hello Hats!
  • At Homo with...JonSab
  • Logo my Ass!
  • Behind the Scenes Queens
  • Red, White, and QUEEN!
  • Swept Away: A Fashion Portfolio
  • TeaZe!
  • Bangs and Enemas!


  • Note

    GOOL is not meant to offend anyone. If we have included your pic and you do not want it included, please email us and we would be happy to take it down. GOOL claims no credit for many images featured on this site. All visual content is copyright of its respectful owners.

    Credits

    Logo design by Michael Bassett

    PRESS