Men in Clutches!

I've got the moves baby....A photo collection of all of Shania's motions!

Spoken like a true GOOL-ie

Love the sequins (and the ta-tas) lay-die

Lina's second favorite tool!

Clap on, Clap off...

Another message to that American Apparel inventory person: YEP, the la-may headband was another favorite at the Solid Gold Party. NO NEED TO REORDER IN MASSIVE QUANTITIES!

MICHELLE PFIFER? IS THAT CHU?

Sickening: This la-may quilted ditty!

Gotta love a gal who pairs a tiny Damier Vuitton clutch with a leotard!

It's much more appropriate with a graphic tee...

Let Tanlines show you how it's done bay-bee.

Oh Billy, no need to pretend you London ladies have never seen a queen with a clutch!

LOOK! They're all over the place!

Rightside UP, Upside DOWN!

"GURRRRL, I personify Solid GOLD, Do ya HEAR ME?"

This reminds us of when we saw Dreamguuuurls and everyone was talkin' to the screen sayin' "TO THE LEFT TO THE LEFT" everytime Beyonce appeared. We just wanna sing "SOS PLEASE SOMEONE HELP ME" everytime Shania appeared!

WORKIN' THOSE LIGHTZ!

Love us some latex. Now THAT'S protection!

We must be honest, coming out of the party late night in the Meatpacking District, here in NYC, felt like the Apocolypse!

We even had to be all ghetto and take the subway home! But our buzz-kill was immediately deminished when we met these crazy guuurlz!

They were filleed with nothing but love (and tequila)!

THAT'S ALL!
Mwa Mwa