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Tuesday, December 19, 2006

Candis Sucks Good Cayne

Last night was the Candis/George & Marcus Holiday party at Aspen, here in NYC:


We are so happy for Candis, and tranny rights in general, for her appearance on CSI: Guatemala (JK: NEW YORK)!


Once she announced the airdate (Jan. 24), all the queens got our their PDA's and what not to remind themselves to Tivo that shiz!


Raise your handz if you're SURE (you're a tranny)!

Candis' best number last night was when she transitioned from a Valley of the Dolls dramatic sequence to Hole's "Celebrity Skin."


The only gal Lyan will trust with her hur!


Lady was all decked servin' some XMas spirits!


She went from booze to wine, whatever alcholic substance that alchie tranny could get her paws on!


She sure likes her fan!


Mama did well last night!


Queens were throwin' $20's at huh!


Is Shania Rendezvous kidding us with these True Religion knockoffs?


GOOL still loves PINK vodka!


GO BLUE!


Don't blame her for bringin' her luggage to the cluuuub: It's the holidays! For all we know her flight to visit Mom and Dad is later in the evening!


You'd think Mary Cheney was giving birth up in here! Queens were mesmerized at their tables.

Speaking of tables:

The graphic tee table?


The Pink Vodka table?


The hipster table?


The black and white table?

The ecclectic table?


SHANIA AND SOOOMYANTHA? IS THAT CHU?


OOOOOOOh Canada...





Waiting patiently for Candis to collect her GOR-JUSS tipz!

Nick got so into his pose that he had to remove his glasses!


THAT'S ALL!
Mwa Mwa

posted by S at 2:08 PM

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