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Friday, December 22, 2006

Last Minute Gift Idears!

If you still haven't gotten around to shopping then we have some last minute CHIC as SHIT ideas for chu! Best of all, everything featured in this post is available at one store, so you can be DONE in under and hour! Wouldn't you rather be looking at DUDETUBE than shopping anyway?

LAFCO NYC
285 Lafayette
(800) 362.3677
www.lafcony.com


Botanical body wash, $28, by Trilogy
GOOL REVIEW: This New Zealand brand is making us SCREAM! The body wash, containing kawa kawa, lavender and amla fruit extract, smells so refreshing you just want to drink it! It makes your skin soft and supple and we know how you gals like supple skin. All the better for rolling around in the hay :)



Signature fragrance, $110, by Eau d' Italie
We it's chic: The signature fragrance is perfect for the modern mommy or your favorite fag hag. The simple, yet sophisticated packaging is a refreshing change from the typical glass/over produced fragrance bottle. How chic is it to give someone a frangrance that was inspired by a Italian hotel in Positano (Le Sirenuse)



Iris candle, $100, by Santa Maria Novella
About this sweet candle: If you want to impress your loved ones with a candle that was burned amongst Italian nobility in Tuscan villas, go for this candle. If they don't like it, we are sure that you can figure out something naughty to do with it.


Pot-pourri gift box, $32, by Santa Maria Novella
You stink if you don't buy this! The scent of this pot-pourri goes both ways. It can be masculine enough to give to one of your butch buddies or femme enough to give to a nelly queen!


If you want something truly butch: Wood bundle, $65, by Lorenzo Villoresi
The cuties at Lafco wouldn't give us a picture because this product is discontinued so we had to take a picture of our own that we have been literally huddled in front of since we purchased! RUN ON OVAH (there are two left at the store)! It will make you want to find a log cabin upstate and screw the whole holiday weekend. THAT'S HOW BUTCH THIS FRAGRANT WOOD IS! P.S. It doesn't come with that ceramic dish so don't complain when you get to the store and find it in a package! It's ours and we will accept bids for it starting at $50 dollars


Scented soap, $15, by Eau D'Italie
Why we love it: A) The font etched into the soap is chic B) The scent is so fresh and so clean clean C) You can use it as a shaving lather if you're in a pinch--It's that mild!

So drag your hungovah asses to Lafco on Lafayette and SHOP!

THAT'S ALL!
Mwa Mwa

posted by S at 2:11 PM

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