CHRISTMAS HAPPENS

Last night Kiki and Herb performed their Christmas show, "Christmas Happens" at Bowery Ballroom:

Despite having a slightly bitchy crowd, except of course for Parker Posey, Kiki and Herb were dead ON (no punn intended-as they seem to be obsessed with death lately)!


Kiki sings to the bottle (when you've had that much to drink, who wouldn't ladies and gentleman?)


What a true showgal looks like JUST before she HITS the stage and dazzlez her audience!

They did a whole sequence about how to get into a "holiday shindig" where the list is really strict" and full with celebrities.

This is Charlotte Rampling on the line!

The cancer Medley. Sadly enough, Kiki's aunt suffers from ass cancer just like Farah Faucett :(



She then goes into a tribute to another cancer victim, Kylie Minogue



Doesn't look like Kiki is at risk for breast cancer thank god!

Gurl almost "choked on her own glamour"

One of the best songs was the balad version of "Heartbeats" by The Knife!

All in all GOOL is HUGE fans of KIKI and HERB and we think YOU SHOULD BE TOO

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GURL can sure move her arms real fast!

Happy Holidays Homoz!

Ron in D.C. seems to be fashionally challenged for a New Yearls Eve outfit. But no need to fret cuz GOOL is here to make you look good GUUUUURL!

Here's what he asks: I am a big guy (220lbs, 33w, and 46 chest)...can I get away with the skinny thing?? do you have a suggestions on shirts/shoes? Don't mean to needy but I will be seeing my ex - so I don't want to look out of date!

Here's what we suggest: Not everyone can get away with the skinny thing so we are glad that you asked. We'd say for a bigger guy like yourself you don't have to do a skinny skiny tight jean per se but you could try a plain straight leg.

Some of our favorites include:

Levi's Capital E Matchstick

Don't mind the shoes here. They're god awful not to mention square toe...and we didn't style it!

A good rule for a bigger guy is not to go too tight. You you can go straight leg. We just urge you all to steer clear of the boot cut! They are OVAH!

THAT'S ALL!
Mwa Mwa