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Tuesday, January 02, 2007

SOLID AS A ROCK!

Patrick Duffy, event producer extraordinaire, did it UP for the Solid Gold/GOOL hosted NYE Party. Here's our lil' collage of the the fun peeps that were there!


NOTE TO AMERICAN APPAREL: This might be why an alarm went off this morning in your inventory system saying "ORDER MORE LAME LEGGINS IN NYC!" We're here to tell you: IT WAS JUS' A LIL' SOLID GOLD!



Shania wishes you nothing but nachas (GOOL YIDDISH TO ENGLISH TRANSLATION: joy, pleasure, gratification felt at the accomplishments of loved ones such as children and grandchildren) in the New Year!


Striped and SOLID (GOLD)!
Shania got a new bra Y'All!


It's got lotz o' paddin'!

I'm just Shania from the block!


We are sorry if are still finding gold confetti in all sorts of crevices of your body. We know we are!


BUTTS LOVE GOT TO DO WITH IT?


Shania takes a moment alone to fix nails!




Shania's latest endorsement: LEE PRESS ON!


Another reason you might be finding gold confetti in your crack!


GOR-JUSS

Who knew gayz do bottle service?


GOOL hint of da day: When you gotta pee real bad, head to the basement employees bathroom of APT!


TANA? IS THAT CHU?
It's easy, it's fun, it's fabulous!
CLICK HERE! HI! I'M TANA FROM NATIONAL TELEVISION!CLICK HERE!
PS. Thanks Corey for sharing some of your PICS!



Rightside UP and upside DOWN!


We J'adore this gold necklace/headphones!



"Fuck y'all! I'm wearing the Madonna tracksuit from H&M! Are chu?"


Portraits of a ladie:


...And if you were there I'm sure you were dying at Lina's 1st song after midnight: Supernature by Cerrone from 1977! We are feeling it is very SOLID-GOLDFRAPP!

THAT'S ALL!
Mwa Mwa

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