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Tuesday, June 20, 2006

And the Best Dressed Award Goes toooooo....

Addendum to today's earlier post:

One of our Spies at Gayz of Our Lives was at the premiere of the Devil Wears Prada and said it's A-MAY!

THE HOTTIES WEAR DOLCE!
...hmmm not sure about the shoe choice but you're still a hottie in our book!

NOW THIS WHOLE LOOK WERKS!
But, everyone knows GOOL has always loved DOLCE!



Last night in Lincoln Center H|X Magazine hosted their annual awards ceremony featuring awards like Best Bar, Best Drag Queen, bla bla bla. We were mostly interested in what people were wearing and who looked cute...Let's get to it!

How Gap Spring Summer '05

Spinner NXT bike available HERE
They took it from the SEAT to the STREET!

MORE HOMOZ WERKIN' IT OUT: Leave it to the gayz to come to the HX awards right from the gym! GOOL LOVES A GOOD MESH SHORT SIGHTING (WINK WINK)!

We know you all loved the Shades of Blue story we did on Sunday, so we were thinkin' of making a sequel called "Shades of Red"

FIEVEL THE MOUSE? IS THAT CHU?

Shania says: HOLD MY BAG BITCH!

Junior Vasquez says that Kevin Aviance WILL perform SOMEWHERE this weekend!

KiKi and Herb did a great job hosting but we were thrilled to see Mistress Formica. We've been seeing her as a boy for quite some time now and were waitin' for some good ol' drag from her!

Shania is givin' Lucky Magazine Chic meets Preggers Melania Trump with her sassy self!

Finlandia: Cute silver souvenier cups; but, WHO RUNS OUTTA ALCOHOL WHEN THERE'S TRANNIES & HOMOZ AROUND?

Look at me I'm Sandra B: Gotta love her jew curls in the background! SHOUT OUT TO THE FELLOW MICHIGAN GUUURL!

There were plenty of Reality TV stars at the HX awards. While Zulema was sweet and pretty in black...
Niama, another Michigan gal, was like "IT'S LONG AND BULBOUS AND I BUY MY TANKS AT KMART!"
AW, SHE'S CUTE, We just can't get her out of our mind saying "Covergirl lash defying mascara is the perfect bla bla bla"

It's ok Naima, cuz this girl is so TERRIB-LAY that at their offices, Covergirl execs can probably hear the loud roar of their customers laughing everytime the commercial airs!
Keo Nozari: Jack of all trades...From DJ to Justin Timber-Gay

They might as well be GOOL contribs with their catty one-liners and obsessive knowlege of every drag queen.
Brandon Voss, HX Features Editor and his self described "BOYZ"

Peppermint gotz back-urrp dancers. Girl thinks she's Mariah Carey with that graphic in the background.

I can't decide which is better on stage: The "BIG BROTHER" or Amanda's "BIG RIGHT TITTY"

YOU SHOULD NEVAH: BETWEEN THE STRIPED BELT, THE GRAPHIC SHORTS, THE BLUE SOCKS AND THE LA-MAY (SPELLED LAME) SHOES...WE WISH WE COULD SHOW YOU THE HAT!

MWA MWA!

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