GOOL / Gayz Of Our Lives

If you have to fly from the West Coast to Fire Island, the only way is to not waste a day and take the red eye like Soomy and Tanlines had to do and...

They assure you that the ONLY way to do a red eye is bizzzness class!

Regardless, it ain't cute arriving at JFK at 5:30 am no matter what cabin you be flyin' in!

But it's worth it to get to Fire Island and play with Lyan who has long hair and isn't apologizing for it!

Every time the boys of 627 Tuna left the house they had to have a group shot with a theme:

Hip and Wrist

Heroin Chic

Hit the Beach

Work your bag

The Playboy party was a blast. Here's a little bit of what happened while you were stuck in the city:

Some people felt the need to mix beach with evening...

...whether it be a necktie or a silk scarf, ladies let's try not to mix too many genres!

Others decided it was the perfect opportunity to bring out their new boy...

If you get water in your ear, do what Mariah would do...SHAKE IT OFF!

Some felt it necessary to match their hair color to the meaningless sports numbers on their ribbed tanks

While others made a serious decision: One regarding becoming a drag queen

Looks like more than one person had the same tough choice to make and also decided upon DRAG QUEEN

That wig sure did get a lot of play...

She was so worn out after all that action, she needed to sit on the side and take a break in the sun!

AWWWWW we heart JOE!

We loooooove a boy who wears inappropriate clothing to a beach party, cuz we do it too!

The Playboy party was quite the fiesta!

YUMMMM a shaved headed daddy!

Looks like it WAS Lyan responsible for that turd in the pool!

It ain't an US Weekly report on Stars beach bodies, but many gayz are looking ruhl skinny!

Hey Adam, there's no reason to get NAAAAASTY!

ROBERT GAY VOICE (Yes, that is how it is listed in our phone) has something to show you...

...How to work a metal belt into your beach look!

Apparently gay guys like Hannah Montana too!

Queens, don't be complaining about how strong your drinks are, just shove 'em down and start dancin'!

Robert, just becuase SOOOMY's got the same red weave at home...

... don't mean you gotta laugh at a dude!

For a third consecutive year, it was like...

...Gay Spring Break Cancun up in there!

We have to admit, we heard a lot of complaints about DJ Corey Craig. We have been known to praise the ground he walks on because he always plays really run music, BUT we must agree with some of the complaints that he needs to SHUT UP and stop
a)interrupting the music to let the gayz sing along
b) interrupting the music to make a witty comment in the microphone!
WE WANT TO HEAR MUSIC, NOT OURS OUR YOUR VOICE GIRL!
KEEP IT CUTE!

We did LOVE his Madonna Sorry mixed with Sue Simmons apology for her F Word slip up on the 11 o'clock news! Play here!

Obviously these are GOOL readers, as they know one of our favorite poses!

What is this Breast Cancer Awareness Monf?

Konichiwa and Adios!

One of the cutest couples on the Island!

We love how all the vodka companies sponsor events for the gayz!

Way to work that 2004 Gucci swimsuit. We know cuz we used it in a shoot back then!

That's a lot of BUTCH!

We KNEW Shania Rendezvous would be there!

Later, at Tea:

There were a lot of contraptions UP IN THERE!

The Long Island boyz had everyone in a tizzy

It's all about that AAAAAASSSSSS!

Robin Byrd lurrrrrrves a flag!

While Bridget lurrrrves a flute!

Shane, who you might remember decided earlier in the post to become a drag queen, decided to look slightly more butch for TEA. Slightly being the operative word!