Pines Party 2008

Last weekend on Fire Island was Pines Party so there was some riff raff and some extra special fun!


A logo lady!

Cute bag bro!

You better werq a matching paisley top to a Puma sneaker!

JODIE FOSTER? IS THAT CHU?

Now that's a color we haven't seen!

Queens are pissed about the cup size at tea! It's all they're talking about. The fact that they fool us because when you look down on the cup, it LOOKS the same...

...but on profile, they descrease in size by stepping in one time, AND THEN AGAIN!

Proportion control!

We had no idea The Girls Next Door took a trip to Fire Island!

Guess their gay friend from LA brought 'em!

Now THAT'S a statement

That's a lot of cargo shorts debating over a pie!

Pines Party, the yearly Fire Island Pines Property Owner's Association, takes place on the beach from 10-6am and this years theme was CIRCUS

Soomy and Nicky prepare for quite an evening!

We had a great time but we have to say a queen dressed as a clown ain't that cute!

It's RUL RUL hard to look hot in a big red nose!

But an aerialist IS!

Remember our sexy bartender from our early summer house party?

OMG this was freakin' us OUT all night looooong!

She's workin' a Lurex tight and not even apologizing for it!

Two ladies working their tentacles:

Soomy was blinded by all the poor fashion decisions!

We have reported this trend in the past, but it's even worse when Ed Hardy is involved!
Ladies: If you need your shirt THAT tight, tailor it, dont' tie it, pin it, wrap it!
Its just traj!

We say YES!

This is OUR favorite lady! Anyone who wears Carrie Donovan glasses is a friend of OURS!

She's a fierce circus animal!

We heart sucking...

...(Mirror) Balls!

YOU KNOW YOU LOVE ME!
XOXO