Crazy About Hats in San Diego!

Our femininely gendered correspondent Susan traveled all the way to San Diego to the opening of the Del Mar race tracks and documented some very interesting HAT decisions just for GOOL!


Someone was very excited about the Batman movie opening!

Someone found the last tube of PUFFY PAINT on earth and advertised their Mexican services.

Someone loves a Margherita....and BOTOX!

We love it...cuz WINE not?

She killed a crow and thinks she liked it!

In case you get lost at the tracks...

please refer to the DIARAMA to re-orient yourself!

Overheard at the races: Enuf of deees, I whant to see da hawsees nhaw!

She got lost on the way to the East Village and ended up at da races!

I'm sorry, I can't hear you from inside this black hole!

Sorry Alice, it's not Easter here in Wonderland!

Chanel at the races

Leave it to Susan to spot out the only F-G at the races!

I don't want to grow up, I'm a Toys R' Us Kid!

Apparently Stevie Nicks was at the races too!

The three sistahs of Bellevue!

RAINBOW BRIGHT...?

IS THAT CHU?

This Latina announcer had two fierce head pieces, one was huh weave, and one was huh hat!

She better not apologize for her papier mache skills!

GOOL always endorses veeentage!

You better tie your grandmothers couch doile's around your hat brim and pair it with a fierce polka dot sundress and perch yourself on the gaurd rails as if looking for your long lost Spanish sailor husband to return from sea!

There may have been two F-G's at the races...Thank g-d one got into the costume mood!

Girl, you need to clean OUT that ponds, it's very mirky!

We prefer a more colorful floral gold digger girl.

And the winner is...

...Cruella Deville!

THANKS SUSAN FOR YOUR SPECIAL ANTICS DIRECT FROM SAN DIEGO!

YOU KNOW YOU LOVE ME!
XOXO