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Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Color Blocking and Babies!


The tide was high...
...but so were the heels!


One guest from LA made her grand entrance to the island of Fire...


Does anyone sense a trend?


Short shorts are the season's MUST have hemlength!


Just cuz they're Ksubi don't mean they are cute!


Fletchie's favorite pose...


Stonewall threw a chic party for Quarter Share. The intimate gathering featured delicious passed hors d'oeuvres, not that we would know since we don't eat in public, a gorgeous black bottom pool...


Cute bartenders...


...and cute boys on their backs with their legz in the air!


WHO WHORE IT BETTER?
While Jon Jon gives us Carrie Donovan the lad on the left is chic with her patriotic boat shoes by Sperry!


Beauty and her bitch!

While one of these boyz cargos are not that acceptable we made an exception for these A|X Armani Exchange cerulean cargo shorts. And, we don't even have to say it because lord knows they don't advertise with us, so you must know we like 'em!


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Oh no she di'int have a wardrobe change...

...mid tea!


Whoever is the buyer of the booze at Tea might want to consider the clientelle he/she is buying for. What we mean to say is we are not sure how appropriate the Shea Stadium commemorative bottle of Bud Light is for The Pines...
This isn't Asbury Park people!

...and while we are on the discussion of booze at tea...This amount of cash once bought you a gorgeous drink, by Labor day, we are afraid it will buy you...


a drink in a cup THIS big...

as the management raises prices and shrinks the size of the cups at tea!


Chloe is our only hope!


She is not playin with that outfit!

Either is SHE!


Pssst, Sweetie, Fourth of July was last weekend.



You know, the Lacoste wall of polos can be really confusing. If you can't decide which color to get...


...you could always just choose the allover COLOR BLOCK!


...or just GREEN!


...any color will do as long as a rodent hasn't gotten to it!


We say YES to the 70's


...the proper way to COLOR BLOCK!


Lotsa color blocking up in here!


You pull an arm outta your socket girl, that's it!


Jon Jon's cuttings up had Sade in a tizzy!


Black Vuitton with Calvin's and Evian. That's the right combo for US!


Any higher and he could floss his teeth with those cut offs


POLE DANCERS!


OK WE JUST DIED AND WENT TO GYMBOREE!
THIS IS OUR DREAM: Having a baby AND going to tea!


Ever wondered how a beef patty is made?


It's always fun when your house gets invaded by a bunch of French Whores on Bastille Day!

And finally, this article about Madonna is major...CLICK HERE TO READ THE WHOLE THING!


YOU KNOW YOU LOVE ME!
XOXO

posted by S at 8:06 PM

1 Comments:

Blogger Jesse Archer said...

Great post! And I love french whore big finish.

8:57 AM  

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