Night of A Thousand Lesbos

Lots of Lesbos were at the awards!

Some had their hair krimped...

Some had their hair did like it was a 1980 and they were headed to a dyke bar.

...and some dyed their hair a nice shade of blonde!

ELLEN DEGENERES? IS THAT CHU? (THESE GALS AND THEIR SUITS)

Stunning in that Zac Posen dress (we are sure Madame Shapiro is kvelling--she's Zac's publicist)

Just in case you need to check your lipstick when talking to Eddy Murphy's girlfren.

Long n' Straight was the way to go this Oscar season

"How do you dress?"

Apparently many dress to the left!

Skank-a-roo-nee! But the Bitch can Sang!

Nice hair...

Like, not so nice (fake) hair!

Speaking of hair: Your should NEVAH dye your hair, lips, and eyebrows lavender!

Bravo for your shout out to your new Calvin Klein gig!

Go to your local hardware store, grab some chain and you gotta Marchesa dress

Cameron took her role as presenter real serious. Not only did she open an envelope, she WORE one too!

Speaking of Cam: We love the pics of her and Drew getting stoned on vacay! Looks like you had the munchies girl. Looks like you gettin' chubs in the face!

BIG BIRD? IS THAT CHU?

Trah-she!

Oy vay!

The cutest couple at the awards!!!!

Hot Bitch!

THAT'S ALL!
Mwa Mwa