GOOL TRAVEL: BUENOS AIRES--Making us Re-Think NYC!

GOOL is obsessed with HOME HOTEL in Palermo Hollywood Buenos Aires. where we just returned from vacation....Here is our GUIDE to doing Buenos Aires:

Stay at HOME, the ulta-modern, American super-friendly spot with a POOL!

Have breakfast by the pool and lay out till noon (nothing opens earlier anyway).

After showering and doing whatever else can fill a little time :) head out to see some sights at about 1pm.

Head back to the hotel around 6 or 7...


...and have happy hour by the pool!

GOOL endorses the Garden suite at Home hotel, with it's own pool and terrace, it's the PLACE to be!

We loooove the wallpaper up in there!

In memory of Anna Nicole Smith who died while we were in Bs.As.

Cool Graffite in Bs.As.

RESTAURANTS;

Olsen is the place to go for brunch in Buenos Aires. Another restaruant teams up with a brand for the waiters uniforms: This time, it's PENGUIN

Not only are the waiters adorable, but the crowd is very g.a.y.

Check out this dark beauty as he makes his way...

...to that stairway which is no doubt working that ass!

One of our favorite restaurants in Palermo is Mott

With it's high ceilings, fire place, and ultra-modern design, you might as well be on Mott Street in NYC.

Mark's is a great place to have lunch, if you are into that Urth cafe in LA kinda vibe

When ordering dinner at La Cabrera, remember it's family style, No need to order one steak per person like us foolz did!

Bar Uriarte...

Perfect for ladies who lunch.

Over at the Palacio/Alsina club, do NOT arrive before 1:30 am or you will be the only fools in the joint!

...and you will be forced to sit around waiting till the cuties arrive

Proof yet again, S. Americans LOVE their patterns!

Not only do they love a pattern up in here, but they adore a capri with a sneaker.

This ain't Fire Island guuur! Dress it up a notch!

Although we aren't crazy about the cheesy hat, we LOVE the tee :)

Clearly the S. American True Religion.

Not only do they have their own True Religions, they also have their own Miss Gurungis

"Girl, let's hug, we both are wearing jogging shoes to the KLLUUUUB"

SHOPPING:

Buenos Aires very own Kate's Paperie...

Paperlera Palermo, it just sounds chic-er en Espanol!

Felix...

For cute basics with a twist!

Clearly Argentine's are obsessed with NY. First a restaurant called Mott and now a great denim store called Mercer?

The interior of Mercer cooler than many NYC stores, and we hear the jeans are great 2!

A Fashion spread with world-renowned photographer, Gilles...

Behind the counter chic.


A younger Paul Smith: Bolivia

At Bolivia, they are so over their plain ol' cargos they attached a lil' applique and called it fresh.

LOCAL COLOR:

We just love this cute little lady who blends so perfectly with her environment.

With the weather up to 85 degrees, it just made us want to gag...

We just LOVED our lady cab driver's white nails!

Last week we told you why Miss Yassky would love Uruguay, this time we are here to tell you that Argentina also has what Miss Yassky loves: A GOOD PONCHO!

In San Telmo, it's all about being proud.

Except this mime, who turned around so we wouldn't photograph him...Thank god he turned around cuz we got this pose outta him.

Her target audience: FFF--Fags for Fur

Girl take that crotch to the Diesel Denim Gallery where they'll stich up that mess!

Reason why Argentina should enforce that ban on too-skinny models, especially if they are mena and wear slippers to the flea market.

Although GOOL does hate a cargo short, it does come in handy when travelin'

LEFT: Hoochie RIGHT: Mama

If he wasn't wearing head to toe A|X, he'd be H.O.T!

MONUMENTS:

The Calatrava bridge in Porta Madero: Cuz every city needz a phallic bridge.

Speaking of city monuments: Anything that opens during the day and closes at night can not be frenz with US!

I want to be a part of B.A. Buenos Aires, BIG APPLE

Isn't it nice when one president ruins our whole reputation? And why in the hellz in Casa Rosada covered in scaffolding when we are in town?

ADVERTISMENTS:
We have no idea what this says but we think it says something about TANLINES!
PLEASE SOMEONE THAT SPEAKS ESPANOL TELL US WHAT THIS MEANS!

OH JEEEZUS! It's an add for the Birdcage. Look at that gal on the right. hahahahah

Who in the hail is Kevin?

Hair by: God knows who?

MAXIM MAG? IS THAT CHU?

The New York Times Sunday Styles section featured an article about same sex public displays of affection...(Read it HERE)

It begins by discussing the Super Bowl ad by Snickers shown below...

The commerical is sparking a lot of debate amongst straights and gays. Check out the comments on YouTube. The effing religious right at it again! UGH, La-hoo-zers!



Some cool David La Chappelle events that are free and open to the public:
Check back lates for some pics of the weekend. We're behind...SUE US!

THAT'S ALL!
Mwa Mwa