GOOL TRAVEL: Punta del Este--A Perfect Disaster for GOOL!

Lotz of you have written in that you miss us. Sorry chil'ren, we were in S. America gettin' our tanz on!

GOOL hits URUGUAY and here is our guide to doing it right!

Fly to Montevideo, rent a car and drive down to Punta del Este which is where all the rich bitches in S. America go for vacay. The actual city looks strikingly like Miami Beach but we suggest driving a little further out to Jose Ignacio or La Barra to stay.


If you're into a curved one, the bridge leading into La Barra will peak your interest!

GOOL recommends staying at Posada de Piedra which is between La Barra and Jose Ignacio

It's down a looong dirt road! So if you want to stay ON the beach, it may not be the place for chu!

But once you get down the dirt road, you will reach a gorg-eye INN!

...run by an adorable Argentine, Dolores.


With only 8 rooms you'll feel right at home! Especially if you go during the week. You might have the whole place to yourselves!

Posada de Piedra: The perfect secluded inn in Uruaguay for (horse) lovahs.

Uruguay is perfect for two GOOL-ies: Miss Yassky because they have ponchos!

...and Shania Rendezvous because they bring the Da-chic-ee's to YOU!

Once in Jose Ignacio, follow the road straight down to the beach...


...to La Heulla, our favorite Euro trashy restaurant in Uguguay!


And now for the La Huella/Jose Ignacio fashion report--GOOL style:

Jose Ignacio is the Montauk of Punta...The hunky blonde: He's from America

Even if you got a boogie board, you gotta roll with style...

South American's and their prints: How to match a bag, belt and shoes!

While most of the beach is filled with families, we were able to find a few queens. This one prefers Fendi and florals

...and a snakeskin sa-liiide!



Girl, there ain't no cabz on the beach!

We were hard pressed to find any boyz in Speedos and it must've been fate that the airline lost our luggage which was filled with ONLY Speedos cuz otherwise we would NOT fit inz!

The trend in South America right now is LONG shorts!

You can just stroll in off the beach with your hoo-ha showin'...

or you can be KLAH-SEE and throw on a sarong, either halter style, or wrap it like you just hopped outta the shower!

The Lacoste store is attached to La Huella so all the waiters wear, what else?

Los Negros, a romantic restaurant next to the lighthouse in Jose Ignacio. Warning: You could fly to Paris and back for the cost of a meal here.

Apparently Tom Sawyer is required reading in S. America too

The Vuitton messenger bag: Take it to da beach!

La Huellas aisles between tables double as the perfect runway, and we ain't talking for planes.

Holding handz down the runway: The walk of the moment.

If you get bored on the beach, you can always do bring a nail file, and take care of those nasty hoofs!

Thong, thong, thong, thong, thong!

If you're looking for something to do between the beach and dinner (the S. Americans don't eat until AT LEAST 10pm) check out the sunset from the Casa Pueblo...

...which is a bit touristy so we recommend sneaking out of the tourist trap and sitting on the cliff just beside it!

Marismo: Another GOOL recommendation. A chic, rustic spot for a great dinner. Just be careful not to hit a cat driving down the dirt road leading to it. We're sorry! It ran out in front of us like a bat outta hell!


Speaking of cars:

GOOL recommends watching the sunset on La Mansa side of Jose Ignacio but...

Not getting distracted by hot guy in saraong and driving your car into a ditch like we did!

Another warning: Do not drive above the speed limit of 90 km/hr. You will get pulled over. If you DO get pulled over, no need to give the cops 100 American dollars like we did. Simply tell them to write you a ticket. It'll be around 250 pesos (10 dollars)!


For you architecture lovahs:


What to do if American Airlines loses YOUR luggage:


A) Wear your jeans hoping that your bagz will turn up the next day...

B) After day two when your jeans get nice and skanky, switch to your sweats that you wore on the plane (they won't be as gross cuz you haven't worn in a day).


C) At day three, buy a pair of ridiculous surf shorts that you'll probably never wear again!

D) Submit receipts to American for reimbursement!

So, despite:
1) American loosing our luggage
2) Running the car into a ditch
3) Getting pulled over by the police and having to pay $100
4) Hitting a cat
WE HAD A GRAND OL' TIME!

Oh, one more disaster to mention: When a lil' birdy sent this to us we almost threw up a little in our mouths. We love when people pretend to by stylists!
We didn't let this retarded article ruin our vacation either.

Some of our favorite outfits supposedly picked out by Mr. Laliboring:

Levin does Mars in a Hefty Cinch Sac

The Empire State Building: Better left to the tourists, than studded on a dress dipped in blood

Russian gas station attendant.
Next time, leave it to the pros.


THAT'S ALL
Mwa Mwa

Look for tomorrow's report from Bs.As!