How to Get Shania to Dress Like a Man

Apparently there was some slasher theme going on at Don Hill's on Friday night for the going away party Josh German:



Some got slashed in just OK places,

..and others got slashed in JUST the right places!

THE GOOD NEWS: Prices Slashed Too! Now for just a dollar, you can put money into a go-go boyz shortz!

THE BAD NEWS: Looks like lady Peppermint got a snag in her hosiery!

Wait! Or is it a mummy theme up in HERE? We are confused!

You guys are always with Marc Bouwer!

Give it up for The House of Acid: Any group with a member called Acid Pussy is a friend of OURZ!

Girl, hmmm, it might just be us, but it might be time to get your COLOR DID! (Your roots are showing)!

Leave 'em alone. The House of Acid just gets real excited when they got free booze!

JENNIFER HUDSON? IS THAT CHU?

Our favorite new Mens Vogue Intern Gary!

GOOL LOVES GARY!

Lady, we are like the paparazzi, even if you don't want us to take your pic, we'll still get chu!

...and YOU TOO!

GREG HOROWITZ? PRE RHINOPLASTY? IS THAT CHU? (GOOD THING YOU ARE IN TURKEY SO YOU CAN'T KICK OUR ASS FOR THAT ONE!)

The Red T-shirt Boy Makes a Comeback!

Fags For Fur: Really a trend!

And who could that Fag for Fur be? Why it's Malan from Project Runway....Muahahhahh Muahhahha

GOODBYE JOSH GERMAN! WE DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU BUT YOUR NIPPLE RINGS WON'T BE MISSED!

BEYONCE CIRCA DREAMGIRLS? IS THAT CHU?

We had to get Shania this drunk to dress like a man!

TWO IMPORTANT NEWS ITEMS TO REPORT:

1) MADAM Shapiro is dressing as a man to do the morning news!

2) It appears the MTA is testing a system to notify passengers how much longer till the next train arrives. IT'S ABOUT TIME!

THAT'S ALL!
Mwa Mwa