Candis is Not Ovah!

Ok, so we adore Candis. We went to see her perform this weekend at TOUR, you know that place that used to be Diner 24. Well lemme tell ya, TOUR needs to invest in a new speaker system if they gonna have Candis perform cuz their sound SUX! But as usual, CANDIS, well, she sucked too...
on her drink, that is! Her performace is always fun and festive kidz, so get out and find her:
Saturdays at TOUR
Sundays at OPUS22
Mondays at ASPEN

Paula Abdul is a drunk! We loved Candis' tribute to Paula's drunken state lately.

We are in the wrong business. We should just become trannies too and make some serious FLOW!

WORKING GAL: A lady has GOTTA work. Nothing like a lil' procrastination

How very current: A high waisted wrap belt!

You know a tranny is dedicated when: She hits to the streets in bitter NYC weather (Reminder: GLOBAL WARMING IS OVAH!)

If you get real stoned you'll find it funny that Marco's t-shirt looks like it's licking Candis' titty!

We wish you a great trip to Turkey (HOW CAN IT NOT BE? FIRST CLASS TRAVEL, FOUR SEASON ACCOMODATION!)

"Who? Me?"

Kidz, it's bitter out? Why you gotta wear a tshirt?

"The SUUUBWAY? I wouldn't be caught DEAD!"

STRAIGHT OR GAY? In case anyone EVER questioned Josh Duhamel's sexuality: No gay guy would ever pull up his swim suit this high!

..and in case any of you missed JOSH in Greg Gorman's book AS I SEE IT:
and before you go judging the size, please note that it is facing the camera so the perspective makes it seem smaller. EMMMMK?


THAT'S ALL!
Mwa Mwa