GOOL / Gayz Of Our Lives

Just cuz it's called the GOLDEN globes don't mean you gotta dress in GOLD!

Shania sayz: "“Girl just because you want an Oscar does not mean you have to dress like one! Was loving the blowout circa 1999”"

Well the Marchesa dress is OK...

The hair ruins it lady!

Rapunzel called! She wants her braid back!

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Shania sayz: “What happened gurl.You used to be on point, now you look like a retired senior citizen with the sunburn.”

Greasy Greasy, Gillian Anderson is SOOOO stoned at the awards!

Oy Gillian Anderson--You had a tragic night: SHEER PANTY HOSE? Who are you? Barbara Walters?

Speaking of silly thingz in da' hair! You also ruined it by just a little hair blunder.

Shania sayz: "“Oh I just thought I‘d wear this Chanel Couture number on my way to Hawaii.”

Anyone for a piece of Cameron cake?

Shania sayz: "Do not get HIGH while getting ready. Oh, Rachel [stylist], did anyone take a Polaroid and realize this was NOT working? Pale makeup MIGHT have saved this. This is learning lesson in coloring--DRESS TO ACCENT IT NOT WORK AGAINST IT. Do love the dress just not on her.”

Always a lil' off: We are obsessed with Kate's acting; however, thank g-d food was served so that severe red lipstick got rubbed off a bit!

Rachel Weisz in Birr Brass thanks to Miss Gurungi!

And the winner for best GLOBES over 50 goes to:

Speaking of over fitty: We love that every time Annette was on screen she was guzzling champers!

Simple, Chic, and sexy!

What is this a early 90's Bar Mitzvah?

There she is again! All boozy

Very 39th between 7th and 8th. Venta al por mayor solamente!

Shania sayz: “I can’t even dignify this with a comment”

CHRIS CONSTABLE? IS THAT CHU?

Ok so, last night it was chilly for LA...

But it ain't cold enuf for THIS!

Shania sayz: " Someone took inspiration from Austin Powers: Goldmember"

We do love Wilhelmina, but this is just crayz-arina!

Girl thought it was so cold, she added a fur AND cheap hair stenions!

Just leave it to a straight man: CRA-REEP-EE!

Just cuz it has a handy mirror AND matches your dress perfectly, DON'T mean you gotta wear it!

We guess we wasted money on fashion school because you apparently have to know nothing about fashion to be a famous fashion commentator.

It's ruching retard! And you're effing white hair is OVAH!

Supportin' the Latino's America wears designer Brian Reyes.

Shania sayz: “Showed you even a big girl can turn it out in color and made-to-order. I love you gurl! Props for the shout out to your moms.”

MMMMM GURL! Black on black looks GOOOOOOOOD!

Shania sayz: “And I am telling you…Im going to turn you out this awards season. Even though Andre [Leon Talley] is crazy, he does know how to dress the ladies.”

GOOL says: Enough with the asymetic beotch. We say enough of that shizz when you were prancing all ovah TomKat's weddin'!

Someone is growing UP! So, James Dean chic!

Maggie'sBaby made it hard for her to win best dressed!

Shania sayz: "Well…We can’t all bounce back like Hedi Klum

Makes us Wet N' Steamy!

You know you're chic when you can say "My friend Karl made this for me"

Shania sayz: “Karl MADE this for me. You must not know about me”

Gettin' Old: Brad's dye job has been bothering us for some time NOW and Angelina just looks like a granny. When you are the biggest stars in the world, you should look like 'em!

Shania sayz: "Yawn… I know she is all save the children and shizzz but don’t go if you are going to be crabby to the reporters and not dress cute. Babysit the kidz bitch! Let Bradz have a night out alone.”

How a gent should look, minus the Church's shoes. JEEZ!