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Wednesday, February 21, 2007

This is Gaymerican Idol!

Does someone have pics of Ryan getting fisted or something because he sure was trying to be super straight last night on IDOL, even at one point making a homophobic remark:

When one contestant responded that "it's all about the guys being pretty," when asked what the scene was like backstage, Ryan said, "Well, I'm glad you're on that couch."

...and we used to like the flamer.
Who did her eyebrows? And what did they use? A weedwacker?

Awwww, so cute, but you're tie is too short!

If the gay Indian doesn't cut his hair, we are going to go POSTAL!

Gay on Gay! No straight guy has a bubble butt like Ryan's, and who sings, I believe I can fly and and Luther Vandross? Two of the gayest songs EVAH?!

This one, who performed a Keane song is a favorite of GOOL's. We predict he'll go pretty far...

JOE ZEE? IS THAT CHU STYLING THIS KID?


We must say this was the most boring night of IDOL ever. For the first night of actual competition in a new season, we hoping for me. We just feel that the male contestants just do not have nearly the same star quality as some of the previous seasons' contestants...We'll see what happens tonight when the gals perform!

THAT'S ALL!
Mwa Mwa

posted by S at 4:44 PM

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