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Monday, August 17, 2009

When Love Takes Over and Over and Over and Over!

The first event this weekend was a surprise party for Hatsumomo so we started at his apartment.

Welcome to the Vuitton store!


Hatsumomo loves huh some Prosciutto


JohnHam and JoeCav keeping it cute (for once)!


Two cakes for the Hatsumomo!


Hatsumomo does a fierce vogue!


Say hello to the White-on-Asian Gay Alliance (WAGA) where if you aren't a bi-racial white/asian couple, you DON'T belong!


Next we stopped by The Standard Grill where we were so excited to wish Brad a major happy Bday and got to see Dani at the same time!


Dani was major for making adorable t-shirts! Leave it to the jew girl to make a Bar Mitzvah tee!


Miss Gurungi is fierce modeling huh new tee!


Lovebirdz


There was a lot of patent up in there!


We love a female with a maje bag!


Oh boy! Sunday was about Ascension in Fire Island (or trying to enjoy some beach time without all the banjee-ness)!


Talking about Banjee! She looked right at us and said "If you find a diamond lemme know!"
UM HUH?


We know their facebook status said SJU-JFK earlier in the day!


A slit back tank top! Werq!


Shoot girl, looks like you sat in some bleech!


Sweety it ain't an ace bandage!


While those cracked out queens were getting their dance on at the party with the plywood "A" for Ascension...


...we were enjoying a sophisticated lurnch!



Earlier in the day we learned that if you want to hide your gynecomastia this is how you do it! The tank should sit a little lower to hide the bubies!

There should be a commercial for that and this is the song that they play in the background!



Joseph lurves a Wise's potato chip!


After lurnch we went back to the beach and stood outside the party where we met Hahn who taught us how to heel our torn rotator cuff with all sorts of helpful exercises!


And we love her friend Wilma!


Turns out Hahn is a major photographer! See how well she frames the pic. She NEVAH cuts off body parts!


She done did rolled up with a rubber heel that done did matched her bathing suit...


Let's take a closer look at what we believe to be a rubber croc HIGH HEEL!


Quite the talk of the town!


As is Doug Burkman of Burkman Bros. fame :)


Hal bettah werq introducing Miss Kelly Rowland

So basically Kelly came out and actually sang "I Love You" with a major weave that puts Sheree's to shame! Then she sang one bar of "When Love Takes Ovah" and then the recording came on and she danced around and werqed it!




Then she said goodbye


...and so did half the queens!


Ok it sure was the song of the summer; however, we are not sure we need to hear it over and over and over and over and over and over again!



It's all about a seaweed bow-tie necklace!
a) it's eco-friendly
b) it's edible


Cuties posing


She's crawling...


...and POW!


Yesterday we posted a pic of a boy in combat boots and read huh. We have to clarify...
She gets cuter and cuter the more she takes off!


We can't with the bodz! I meaaaaaaaaaaan!


Then it was time for tea where Madam was illustrating a way NOT to hide gynecomastia


Why Madam your tatoo is gorgeous!


Speaking of tattoos! GOOL loves anything in Heblew!


A redhead and a red face!

Speaking of redhead!

Red lamé

Red package


Red eye!


The turq twinz


Oh Shequida bettah werq coming for Kelly!


We love a queen in a gladiator! Follow huh girl follow huh!


Oh you bettah roll that elastic waist on that gym short!


This queen had us in stitches with his arched back ready to roll over!


Maje fanny pack girl!


Cute shoes girl


She's going to prom


While she is giving Oxygen's Addicted to Beauty


Why Madam, I didn't realize it was about matching your hair tone to the red in the rainbow flag!


Cuties and the breast!


Um, ok papi we would have taken your pic anyway, you didn't have to ask!


You know it's mid August when the lights are on before tea is over :(


Nene better work! No one tells her she is big mmmmmmk?



oh and one more thing...


Nuff said


DONT' F**K IT UP!
--GOOL!

posted by S at 10:09 AM

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

After 30, or at the very most 35, isn't it tragic to be clubbing at that age?

9:08 PM  
Blogger IRG said...

No shade, but mis Gurungi needs an upgrade on her poses.

XOXO,

Fabio.

10:55 PM  

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